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Kay ([personal profile] sincere) wrote2007-12-02 12:36 pm
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Bleach Official Bootleg: Recruitment fair for the Gotei 13

(Top secret!) Finally!! The 13 Protection Divisions!!

You gentlemen are the shinigami recruits who are the future of the 13 Protection Divisions, and the captains and lieutenants of those divisions have written honest messages to all of you! From here on in, I expect you will give plenty of thought to your decision...... on which division you want to request assignment to!

The form of the message from the captains and lieutenants!

Contents:
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
3. What do you require of new recruits?
4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.





The 1st Division
((The illustration at the top of the page is a rough, Chinese-style drawing of Yamamoto, shirtless and surrounded by flames. There is a large kanji next to him, which says, "Me." The artist was Yamamoto.))


Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Men with a strong sense of justice, always diligent.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Good.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Nothing worth mentioning.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Even I am still studying.


Sasakibe Choujirou
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Young people who are willing to cultivate themselves.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
A Western atmosphere within all the Asian influence.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Nothing special.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
The 1st division is more exciting than meets the eye. Absolutely! Also, once a month, the captain organizes a tea party for the whole division.


Frank talk!! with the 9th division lieutenant, Hisagi Shuuhei
Since the captain who leads the 1st division is the Head Captain, Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni, your first thought might be that this division is too hard for you. But actually, the captain throws a tea party once a month, and they hold really creative events in the lieutenant's English-style classroom, and it's a lot of fun! Plus, the 1st division is near the bath house, and lately the newspaper's been doing a feature on stone saunas, which they also have. So for those of you who want to get stronger but don't want to get worn out, this is the division for you!





The 2nd Division
((There are two illustrations. Soifon drew a long-legged black cat, with the title "Yoruichi-sama" by its head. The second one, drawn by Oomaeda, is a picture of himself jabbing his finger at the viewer. He has a speech bubble reading, "I'm waiting!! And Yoruichi-sama has nothing to do with our division!"))


Soifon
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Nothing special.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Nothing special.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Nothing special.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Only join if you're prepared to throw your life away.


Oomaeda Marechiyo
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Guys who will respect me.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Thanks to me, every room in our division office has heated floors, every door opens and shuts automatically, and there's no heat loss! Isn't that awesome!

3. What do you require of new recruits?
No one who's going to complain all the time, no noisy guys, and no one who doesn't work!

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
I might even invite you guys to my mansion sometimes.


Frank talk!! with the 4th division lieutenant, Kotetsu Isane
Well, if it's about the 2nd division, they're most famous for their division offices undergoing remodeling after remodeling, and now the building is amazingly luxurious. Lately, there have even been stories that part of the training room under the division offices have been remodeled to dig out a hot spring. I definitely want one of those for the 4th division.





The 3rd Division
((No illustrations. This poster contains a haiku, signed by "Izuru" and apparently titled "Wait." One might translate it as: "The honorable / division enlistment fair / honorable enlistment." This would be extremely loose, not sticking to form, and contain three times fewer "honorables" than are actually in the poem. It may or may not actually be in Chinese, although the other poem we've seen from him is in Japanese.))


Ichimaru Gin
*No reply, as his whereabouts are unknown.


Kira Izuru
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
People who don't lie.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
I wonder. Lately I've been alone a lot, so....

3. What do you require of new recruits?
That they not lie.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Even if you come, Captain Ichimaru won't be here.


Frank talk!! with the 6th division lieutenant, Abarai Renji
Since that incident, Kira's seemed pretty down. Well, it's pretty hopeless... Hey, any of you guys who'd think, "Anything's fine! I just want to be helpful to Lieutenant Kira!" -- join here!!
Good luck, Kira!!!





The 4th Division
((An illustration of Unohana, done in old Japanese style, drawn by herself and signed with a seal of her name, Retsu. The text alongside her reads, "Everyone be friendly."))


Unohana Retsu
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
I don't mind whatever kind of person wants to join.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's really a very harmonious environment, don't you think?

3. What do you require of new recruits?
People who are kidou specialists would be good, yes.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
I will be waiting to meet you.


Kotetsu Isane
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
We're not particularly picky.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Since we double as the infirmary, we get a lot of people coming in and out who need to be hospitalized or treated medically, so I think that gives us kind of a unique atmosphere, a little different than other divisions.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
I need to have requirements?! Even just one person is fine, but if a lot of people join it would really be a big help.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Let's try our best together! Also, once a month, the captain organizes an ikebana showing!


Frank talk!! with the 13th division's third seat, Kotetsu Kiyone
Neesan's division is sooo busy! Sometimes I go there to pick up Captain Ukitake's medicine, and I get the feeling that everyone is working hard with no rest! And Captain Unohana-- ahhh, if you see her get angry it's pretty scary! --That's what Neesan said, anyway.

((trans. note: "Neesan" is a name for one's older sister, in case you're unaware.))





The 5th Division
((An illustration of Aizen, drawn by Hinamori, in a sketchy Japanese, almost shoujo style, with a watermark "Mo". He's saying, "Everyone, I'm waiting for you."))


Aizen Sousuke
*No reply, as his whereabouts are unknown.


Hinamori Momo
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Enthusiastic people.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
The captain is gone and there are still a lot of days when I have to stay in bed, but essentially it's a very peaceful division with a wonderful atmosphere.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
People who wouldn't betray anyone...

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Let's protect the 5th division together!


Frank talk!! with the 8th division lieutenant, Ise Nanao
H... Hinamori-san, is your health better now? If you have any troubles or concerns or that sort of thing, you can talk to me anytime, just ask for me! Let's read together again sometime.





The 6th Division
((Drawn by Renji, a scrawling sketch of Zabimaru's bankai release, with the "Ren" of his name as the watermark. The text reads "Hihiou Zabimaru" and "I'll be waiting!!"))


Kuchiki Byakuya
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Men who uphold the law, who can offer up everything for the sake of the division, and who will devote themselves to their practice.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
If you join, you'll know.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
The same as question 1.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
No comment.


Abarai Renji
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Anyone's good.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
We're all guys who get along with each other.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Guys who aim high, guys interested in soccer.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
If you think you can surpass me, go ahead and try it!


Frank talk!! with the 3rd division lieutenant, Kira Izuru
The 6th division, huh...? Their captain seems well, I'm a little jealous. It's a good place, isn't it, the 6th division. And there's a captain, too. And Abarai-kun... We have good memories together, he's a really good guy. Not that bright, though.





The 7th Division
((Two illustrations. Drawn by Komamura, an extremely awkward sketch of what seems to be him, and drawn by Iba, a cartoonish wolf, winking and giving a thumb's up. The text reads, "We're waiting."))


Komamura Sajin
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Men who overflow with devotion.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Since Tetsuzaemon gathered all these men together, and he says that we have a good atmosphere, I would think that it's good.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Behind the division offices I am raising a dog named "Gorou". It would be good if you liked dogs.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
I'll be waiting for men with unwavering courage.


Iba Tetsuzaemon
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Men who overflow with masculinity.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Everyone here speaks Hiroshima-ben.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Prepare yourself by studying up on "Manly Silence".

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
If you want to work on becoming more manly, I recommend you join the 7th division.


Frank talk!! with the 11th division's third seat, Madarame Ikkaku
The 7th division, pfft. Guys who want to be more manly should come to the 11th division!!





The 8th Division
((The illustration is an extremely sketchy drawing of Soifon. It reads "All you new recruits, join up!!" and "Captain Soifon" beside her portrait. Both the art and the text are credited to Enjouji Tatsufusa, the third-seat officer.))


Kyouraku Shunsui
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
As long as they're girls, I'll happily welcome all of them. ♥

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's a fun place. ♥

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Only girls are allowed. ♥

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Boys can go join some other division, but girls should come join the 8th division. ♥ Once a week we have a drinking party, too.


Ise Nanao
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
People who do their work to the letter.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
An orderly and serious division.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
You are not allowed to drink alcohol, and of course both men and women may inquire.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
I'll be waiting to hear from you. By the way, we do not have drinking parties.


Frank talk!! with the 10th division's lieutenant, Matsumoto Rangiku
Nanao is reeeally strict. Anyone else who's strict shouldn't join. The 8th division has a captain full of mature charm, and a sexy lieutenant, so it's really exciting~! Everyone, come and play sometime. ♥





The 9th Division
((The illustration is a skilled sketch of Shuuhei walking in a crowd of shinigami. It reads: "Me, when I was just joining the 13 Protection Divisions. I had already decided what division I wanted to enlist in, so I was excited and cut my hair, but I cut it too short, like a schoolboy's haircut. I've changed a great deal since then. And now I have become the lieutenant of the 9th division. Everyone, together let's do our best!" Shuuhei seems to have done both the writing and the drawing.))


Tousen Kaname
*No reply, as his whereabouts are unknown.


Hisagi Shuuhei
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Guys with literary talent.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
We're really a very energetic division!

3. What do you require of new recruits?
There is no smoking inside the editorial department.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Our circulation and proceeds are rising!! Why not come join us in making the Seireitei News!


Frank talk!! with the 9th division's lieutenant, Hisagi Shuuhei
Our captain isn't here, but don't worry! My dedication to protecting the 9th division hasn't changed. Right now I'm focusing all my efforts on the unfamiliar editing work, but as one of the "Protection Divisions" and as the "publisher's house", we're doing our best to stay together! For now, I'm welcoming everything you bring me! I'll be waiting for your creative submissions!!





The 10th Division
((Both Hitsugaya and Rangiku are credited for the illustration. It's apparent that Hitsugaya mostly wrote, with several sentences present (the only legible one is "Don't say anything about my height.") but mostly obliterated by a gigantic black cloud of ink that looks suspiciously like what might be breasts. Rangiku has drawn a little arrow pointing to it that says "My boobs ♥" and beneath it has written "Come and play~ ♥" surrounded by squiggly lines and hearts.))


Hitsugaya Toushirou
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Guys who will do their jobs.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's fine, I guess.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Nothing really.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
If you're interested, you can come anytime.


Matsumoto Rangiku
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Kids who'll drink with me and keep me company.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
I think it's a good division.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Mmm, nothing really, I think.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
The only division where you can spend all day looking at Captain Hitsugaya, who's very well-liked among both men and women, is the 10th division! We'll be waiting~~ ♥


Frank talk!! with the 13th division captain, Ukitake Juushirou
The 10th division is made up of the reliable Captain Hitsugaya and balanced by the gentle Lieutenant Matsumoto, so I think it's a very good division. I recommend this division to those of you who want to keep refining your abilities. Hah, Captain Hitsugaya is the kind of guy who just keeps soldiering on no matter what you throw at him. And hey, look, his name kind of looks like mine. Whenever I see him I keep subconsciously wanting to give him candy. It's really a good division.





The 11th Division
((This poster has a somewhat scribbled but still recognizable drawing of Kenpachi, with the text, "I drew him pretty well," credited to Yachiru. Next to his portrait are giant kanji reading, "Mass recruitment," credited to Ikkaku.))


Zaraki Kenpachi
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Guys who like fighting.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
We get along and have fun.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
They should be strong.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Strong guys, come and try me!!


Kusajichi Yachiru
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Strong guys.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
Eeeveryone gets along~

3. What do you require of new recruits?
No weak people should join.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
I'll think up a nickname for you!


Frank talk!! with the 12th division captain, Kurotsuchi Mayuri
The 11th division? I don't know. Why must I introduce people to the 11th division? It's just a gathering of thugs with pitiful intelligence who fight all the time. Besides, one time that lieutenant of theirs came into my research laboratory, and she climbed onto my chair and spilled disgusting candy everywhere, she touched all my machines with her filthy hands, she erased my data, she got water on everything when she went to wash her face-- Why that wretched brat?! This is all Zaraki's fault.





The 12th Division
((This poster is just a wall of text, written by Mayuri. It reads, "I wrote that I would only welcome people with 'healthy bodies', but actually I welcome sick people as well. And injured people, those are also fine. And also dead people, if you're dead, then I will welcome you as well. If you have internal organs of any sort, or a body of any sort, then I'll take you into my division and look after you. I'll handle all the formalities of bringing you into my division, and erasing everything from your background to your family. All of those things manage to become problems one way or another. But the first step is to contact me with a light heart!"))


Kurotsuchi Mayuri
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Anyone is fine.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's a very fun place.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Healthy bodies.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Just come.


Kurotsuchi Nemu
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Nothing in particular.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It is a very fun place.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
Healthy bodies.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
We'll be waiting for you.


Frank talk!! with the 2nd division lieutenant, Oomaeda Marechiyo
Huh, the 12th division? I don't know, I don't deal with them at all. Don't ask me! Direct all further questions to my personal secretary. I'm kind of the boss around here, you know. Bwahahaha!





The 13th Division
((This illustration is a typical Rukia drawing featuring a rabbit Ukitake, rabbit Kiyone and Sentarou, and a rabbit in the middle, saying, "Please think well of the 13th division!" Ukitake has scribbled in, "As ever, you're so good at drawing, Kuchiki!" with a little flower.))


Ukitake Juushirou
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
I'll welcome everyone warmly!

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
We're a division that gets along, and knows how to laugh!

3. What do you require of new recruits?
As long as you have a good attitude, that's all you need!

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Let's fight together!


Kotsubaki Sentarou
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Guys with guts!

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's a great place!!

3. What do you require of new recruits?
I don't have anything like that!

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
Our Captain Ukitake is a great man!!


Kotetsu Kiyone
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Energetic kids!

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
It's a really fun place!

3. What do you require of new recruits?
I don't care at aaaall!

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
My... Our Captain Ukitake is really a great man!!


Frank talk!! with the 11th division lieutenant, Kusajishi Yachiru
Ukkii? There's always really tasty-looking candy by Ukkii's bedside. And there are reeeally big carp in the pond outside too~ Ehehe, I brought them there.


(The rest of the Bleach Official Bootleg translations are here!)

[identity profile] edge-chan.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
no fair, i wanted Gin's responses XD And Rangiku owns me <3
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I also have translated individual reports where there is information on Gin, but I know, I was also disappointed not to have the traitors' answers. XD (Where is that missing piece of the 1st division report sdlkhf;dlfkgj.)

Rangiku wins at life. XD

[identity profile] soi.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, Kira.

This is awesome though, thanks for posting~
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Kira is so incredibly, tangibly depressed. XD Someone give that guy a new captain. But I love all the information (and humor) so I'm happy to share.

[identity profile] katwalkchan.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha boobs
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Rangiku is made of awesome. XD True story.

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[identity profile] outbox.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Those 'Frank Talk' parts are pretty funny. Really gives you a good idea about the squads, neh? Thanks for posting this up xD
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I really love the glimpses into their "daily" life that you get, along with the humor. XD I'm happy to share~

[identity profile] madfnorder.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed my head off. Too many individual comments for awesome.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally agree. XD

[identity profile] dayfall.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
These are great XD thanks for posting! ♥

... Hinamori's made me go ;~; though.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I had so much fun skimming through that I knew I'd have to write it all up properly to share. XD But Hinamori's "People who won't betray anyone" is kind of a heart-tugging break from the amusement. :\ (Although Nanao's fretting over her is adorable.)

See, world, she's not totally delusional!

[identity profile] tokyo-majin.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazing
it really made me laugh

thanks for posting

I would so join either the 9th or 10th

they seem like fun
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
More translations are being posted, although these aren't generally so amusing. XD But I agree, the 9th division sounds like it's my kind of place. :D

[identity profile] okroginator.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Kira: Anyone who doesn't lie.

DDDDDD: <3 I just became a Kira fangirl in less than two seconds.

And Ukitake giving Hitsugaya candy. 8D

Oh, that was so cute and fun. <3
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I know, Kira and Hinamori are heart-breaking with their miserable little answers. XD Gin broke Kira pretty hard, though, at least Hinamori sounds kind of together. (And if post-betrayal Hinamori sounds more collected than you... XD )

Ukitake is hilarious here. XD I love his "It's a good division. Oh hey the captain's name looks like mine, see?! I give him candy a lot, I don't know why. Man, that's such a good division."

[identity profile] green-and-warty.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hinamori and Kira's responses "People who don't betray; People who don't lie" BREAK MY HEART. But Kira's slight against Renji's intelligence made me laugh, as did Rangiku and Rukia's bunnies.

... Mayuri. Is. Such. A. Creep. I am a broken record.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know, Kira and Hinamori are so sad here. :x But everything else is so great, it's hard to take anything else seriously. XD

Mayuri is a creep factory. This is the best term I can come up with for him.

[identity profile] haruhara.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Is this like for serious? XD Like an official copy of the info or whatnot?
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
This is a real translation of the real surveys in the real Bleach Official Bootleg. XD So it's as serious as it gets when it features Rangiku's boobs (http://i17.tinypic.com/73nkhlx.jpg).

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[identity profile] brightredglow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dropping in via [livejournal.com profile] soul_society.

Thank you so much for this. It is all the more reason to love Colorful Bleach.

And it just dawned on me from the Frank Talk! with Yachiru that she's been eating Ukitake's medicine thinking that it is candy. *hee-hee* That's classic Yachiru.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I totally agree that the Bleach books are love. XD There's so much crack and wonderful.

Yachiru's fish prank is my favorite, though. *dies*

[identity profile] fyretoppaaa.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen you all over the Bleach and KH fandoms (notably [livejournal.com profile] khfanficrants, lolol). Also, your translations are made of win and I just spent an evening lol'ing over the Bleach bootlegs. Why are manga databooks made of so much crack? XDDD

SO THE SORTOFPOINT OF THIS COMMENT IS: can I friend you? :D?
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh man, KHFFR XD ) I honestly couldn't tell you, but I love this stuff. XD Glad you enjoyed~

YES, although I'll admit that what convinced me was seeing THIS (http://fyredra.livejournal.com/144062.html) on the front page of your LJ because lololol that was quality ridiculousness, man.

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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/ 2007-12-05 09:03 am (UTC)(link)

ohhhhhhhhh, thank you. <3333333
This was enjoyed to the last drop!

And....

I would love to be your friend.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray, glad you enjoyed! I love all the new information and total crack bits. :3

Friends are good to have! ♥

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[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
adsghadghsa AWESOME
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, glad you're enjoying. XD I loved it all too much not to share.

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[identity profile] laurabryannan.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Here on [livejournal.com profile] _debbiechan_'s rec. Thanks so much for doing all this work and sharing it with us. This was the perfect day brightener for me this morning! *still giggling*
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem, I'm glad I could make everyone else laugh at the craziness also. XD I'm glad you like. ♥

[identity profile] geckophobe.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing this! Most of them are pretty much as I've come to expect, but Shuuhei was kind of surprisingly... creative and nerdy sounding. XD I <3 Kubo, and you.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I was surprised myself when I read that the 9th division is like. The publishing house of Seireitei. XD I wasn't expecting a group like that in such a military outfit. I mean, Mayuri's research division, okay, and the medical unit, okay, but a magazine publisher? Really? But the 9th division section is all about it, and so is all of Shuuhei's profile stuff.

But that only makes him more adorable.

[identity profile] r0ck3tsci3ntist.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna be Ran when I grow up.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you not love her. XD

[identity profile] schweinsty.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Here on debbiechan's rec.

I think I'm in love with Shuuhei now - he's just so earnest and sexy at the same time. So cute.

And Kira...*snuggles*

Thanks so much for sharing :).
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought Shuuhei was going to be a punk from his character design, but instead he's a. He's a dork. XD So I wound up loving him too.

Glad you enjoyed!

[identity profile] san-toki.livejournal.com 2007-12-05 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
@_@ thank you so much for this!

[identity profile] xilvrin.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
my favorite part was Mayuri talking about Yachiru like she was DeeDee from 'Dexter's Laboratory':
"Besides, one time that lieutenant of theirs came into my research laboratory, and she climbed onto my chair and spilled disgusting candy everywhere, she touched all my machines with her filthy hands, she erased my data, she got water on everything when she went to wash her face-- Why that wretched brat?! This is all Zaraki's fault."
I really wished they'd included that in the manga or anime somewhere, her totally wrecking his place with childish glee.

It reinforces my idea that the most disturbing character of Bleach is disturbed by small, cute things.
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, I love that. XD Although my favorite part is definitely the last line, where he's ranting ranting about Yachiru and then he's like, "This is Zaraki's doing" like maybe Kenpachi sicced her on him on purpose. XD

[identity profile] nadat.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Here by way of... actually, I don't remember how. I was randomly clicking Bleach things and wandered in. Thank you for these translations. I hadn't seen them before, and they're awesome. :D

"And there are reeeally big carp in the pond outside too~ Ehehe, I brought them there." That kills me. The little fight-hungry fukataichou of the 11th Division steals Byakuya's carp so that a sick Ukitake will be happy. How can such a dangerous little thing be so cute?

May I friend you? I've seen you a few other times, most notably on bleach_het. I'm still trying to make my October prompt work. ~headdesk~
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god I love Yachiru's carp escapades. If Byakuya reads these flyers she's a dead thing. XD But Ukitake is so happy to have all the nice big carp. :D And she's so proud of herself. :D It slays me.

Friends are good! Also, don't worry so much on the prompt deadlines. X3 The monthly memes are mostly to keep easily-distracted people like me fed with ideas, and less about imposing a time limit. Whenever you finish is good. ♥

[identity profile] senbonzakura77.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!! Sheer brilliance. :DDD
Do write more of these, please. I especially adored this one:

Kuchiki Byakuya
1. What kind of individuals are you seeking?
Men who uphold the law, who can offer up everything for the sake of the division, and who will devote themselves to their practice.

2. How would you describe the atmosphere around your division?
If you join, you'll know.

3. What do you require of new recruits?
The same as question 1.

4. Some words for the shinigami recruits.
No comment.


:DDD
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
XD I didn't write these, Kubo Tite (or someone else involved with the Bleach data books) did. I only made them English. Glad you enjoyed, though!

[identity profile] touchyourtalala.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I just spent my morning not working and reading all your translations ^__^ Thank you for translating them!

correction on izuru's poem

[identity profile] c4garuda.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
i think the kanji actually is supposed to read nyuutai, ie. enlistment. 入 rather than 人.
so it can be translated as 'honourable enlistment', or perhaps 'honourably enlist' (if u interpret it as a verb, ie. nyuutai suru)

that way you can see clearly see its in japanese not chinese
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[identity profile] kay-willow.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I squinted at the text and I think you're right about it being enlistment -- I'll make that change quickly, thank you for pointing it out.

(I wasn't sure if 入隊 was a word in Chinese also, since I'm not at all familiar with the language. XD )

[identity profile] meramerawolf242.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
XD can u post a link to scans of the pics? I especially wanna see momos shojo pic of aizen XD

(Anonymous) 2008-10-26 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yes i would like links to those scans too

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