Vice-a Versa

[sincere]

Like all Orientals the gypsy desires intensely to have a family. Superstition comes in to increase the wish, for a barren woman in Eastern Europe is generally suspected of having had intercourse with a vampire or spirit before her marriage, and she who has done this, willingly or unconsciously, never has children.

That's backwards. Jillia had sex with the vampire before marriage, so now she CAN have children.

*dies laughing*