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Awesome pairing meme: KKM version
I did this meme back in August, for Megami Kouhosei, and I do it now for Kyou Kara Maou! because it's what I'm into now and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
maladaptive only just rediscovered it, and in rereading all the questions I remembered how fun it was.
1.Yuuri
2.Yozak
3.Conrad
4.Wolfram
5.Cecilie
6.Murata
7.Gwendal
8.Anissina
9.Alford
10.Shinou
11.Gunter
12.Gisela
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I can honestly say I've never read a fic for Gunter/Murata and doubt anyone has ever thought of it. I like it just fine that way. XD
(Important EDIT: Apparently,hauntedreality has written one of these, because she wants to disprove the existence of a fair and merciful god. I'm going to read it.)
(Important edit mark TWO: Ahahahaha, she wins the fandom. XD But otherwise plz keep GunMura away from me.)
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Wolfram isn't hot, but he's very, very pretty. Well, I suppose literally, he could be very hot, being a fire demon and all. Hahaha.
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
First of all, that would be really impressive. Gis must have some wacky healing jiu-jitsu going on here that allows her to inseminate other women. Secondly, assuming we're talking about canon, Anissina will probably make everyone's lives hell for the next however long Mazoku gestate for. If we're talking aboutredhead_warrior, she's way too good for it to happen accidentally and would never let it happen deliberately. XD
4.) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alford doesn't get much fic-love, but I knowhauntedreality has written something lovely for him. ♥ When You Aren't Looking is Yozak/Alford.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
The fact that they have an LJ comm suggests that fandom thinks yes. X3 Yozak's quick wit but willingness to follow makes him an excellent foil for Murata's deep awareness and insight of what's going on around him. Murata isn't afraid to nudge things in the right direction and Yozak would help him, without question, when it's important, and still be snarky and challenging when the opportunity presents itself. XD
For some reason, I'm not crazy about it though... *honestly doesn't know why*
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Cheri/Alford or Cheri/Shinou... O_o I'd go with Alford, because Cheri already has an established precedent for the human swordsman type, and because she could never, ever be happy around the Shinou, what with the whole business about her boys being keys. He would always make her sad. Care for asugar momma older woman, Al?
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Gwendal walked in on Yozak/Gisela, I imagine him snapping at Yozak, and Yozak pointing out that it's none of his business, and then Gwendal fleeing. He would spend the rest of the day being bothered by it and develop an aggravated twitch anytime Gunter was around.
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
..."Conrad has given up everything for the good of Shin Makoku, but in doing so he has lost his faith in its founding fathers. He doesn't realize that his sacrifices are something that Shinou understands very well." Rated R for dismembered limbs, mindfuck, and disturbing dreams.
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yuuri/Anissina? Short answer: No. XD I don't think she's into pedophilia and I don't think he's into masochism.
COULD it happen...? Umm... No. XD Any attempts on his part to initiate fluff would result in her eagerly taking advantage of his compassion in order to test a new maryoku-powered device. Any attempts on HER part to initiate fluff would result in his warily wanting to know if she's attempting to take advantage of his compassion in order to test a new maryoku-powered device. So all fluff would become crack.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gwendal/Gisela... Um, "No Healing Guilt". Takes place after Julia's death.
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
...I would need canon. Wolfram ♥ Yuuri. To get Yuuri to go along with it, however, I could use any of the dozens of plot devices that fangirls use everyday to get it to happen in their fics, including but not limited to: alcohol, magic, being trapped in a small space together, marriage consummation time, Anissina's fault, etc.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
This is Kyou Kara Maou. We slash everything. Gwendal is one of the characters I personally find least slashy, but I know at least some of my friends read Gwen/Gun.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
vain_chan and hauntedreality may or may not read anything with Conrad. XD Conrad/Julia being fairly established, at least one way, it wouldn't surprise me.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
maeritae and violet_squirrel both RP Gunter. arana_suteshi just tonight drew a wedding pic for him ♥
15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Yozak/Wolf/Cheri? This might be a stretch even forhauntedreality. XD
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Like, sexxorz? Shinou-heika doesn't seem like a screamer so much. I suppose I could see his calling out the Sage's name, which we're never allowed to know. XD Insult to injury.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"She Blinded Me With Science" leaps to mind immediately.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings: Yuuri/Murata/Gisela is a pairing not meant to be consumed by sane persons.
Warnings: Sexy nurses "comforting" their patients.
Warnings: YuuMura and for some reason Gisela also.
Warnings: SCARY BONDAGE QUEEN GISELA.
(What?)
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Yozak... on... Shinou?
"Sorry for all that cursing you lately. You've actually done a great job looking after the country's best interests for the past four thousand years. So believe me when I say I have your best interests in mind when I ask, have you been getting any in recent millennia?"
Then, he is smote.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um, somebody on the KKM comm wrote a fic about her a recent while back where she was contemplating the different ways she loved her sons or... something. Cheri-sama doesn't get much love. That's the most recent I can recall.
21.) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...power. If Murata isn't turned on by the power that he holds, that his boyfriend wields, that his best friend wields, etc, then he should be. Correspondingly, I bet helplessness would be a turn-on.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I know several people who think that Gunter would absolutely shag Alford, stark sober, and in certain situations would marry him. XD *waves at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
omg_maou*
I can see it in canon, but it would require extensive advance setup. Gunter just doesn't strike me as the casual sex type, and Alford certainly doesn't.
23.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Conrad and Gwendal? ...I'm seeing Conrad. *dies*
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Read: Yuuri and Alford are in a happy relationship until Alford suddenly runs off with Wolfram. Yuuri, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gunter and a brief unhappy affair with Gisela, then follows the wise advice of Cheri and finds true love with Conrad.
I would entitle this fic "One Big Happy Family", not only because Cheri is clearly still attempting to marry off all her sons, but also because Yuuri apparently screws Gunter, Gunter's adopted daughter, and probably Gunter's mother and dog too. The fact that this ends in ConYuu makes it horrifyingly semi-non-crack. XD
hauntedreality should clearly write this. Everyone in omg_maou would read it and die.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
It practically is, and that would be fine with me. Anissina/Gwendal amuses me to no end.
maladaptive only just rediscovered it, and in rereading all the questions I remembered how fun it was.1.Yuuri
2.Yozak
3.Conrad
4.Wolfram
5.Cecilie
6.Murata
7.Gwendal
8.Anissina
9.Alford
10.Shinou
11.Gunter
12.Gisela
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I can honestly say I've never read a fic for Gunter/Murata and doubt anyone has ever thought of it. I like it just fine that way. XD
(Important EDIT: Apparently,
hauntedreality has written one of these, because she wants to disprove the existence of a fair and merciful god. I'm going to read it.)(Important edit mark TWO: Ahahahaha, she wins the fandom. XD But otherwise plz keep GunMura away from me.)
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Wolfram isn't hot, but he's very, very pretty. Well, I suppose literally, he could be very hot, being a fire demon and all. Hahaha.
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
First of all, that would be really impressive. Gis must have some wacky healing jiu-jitsu going on here that allows her to inseminate other women. Secondly, assuming we're talking about canon, Anissina will probably make everyone's lives hell for the next however long Mazoku gestate for. If we're talking about
redhead_warrior, she's way too good for it to happen accidentally and would never let it happen deliberately. XD4.) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alford doesn't get much fic-love, but I know
hauntedreality has written something lovely for him. ♥ When You Aren't Looking is Yozak/Alford.5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
The fact that they have an LJ comm suggests that fandom thinks yes. X3 Yozak's quick wit but willingness to follow makes him an excellent foil for Murata's deep awareness and insight of what's going on around him. Murata isn't afraid to nudge things in the right direction and Yozak would help him, without question, when it's important, and still be snarky and challenging when the opportunity presents itself. XD
For some reason, I'm not crazy about it though... *honestly doesn't know why*
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Cheri/Alford or Cheri/Shinou... O_o I'd go with Alford, because Cheri already has an established precedent for the human swordsman type, and because she could never, ever be happy around the Shinou, what with the whole business about her boys being keys. He would always make her sad. Care for a
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Gwendal walked in on Yozak/Gisela, I imagine him snapping at Yozak, and Yozak pointing out that it's none of his business, and then Gwendal fleeing. He would spend the rest of the day being bothered by it and develop an aggravated twitch anytime Gunter was around.
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
..."Conrad has given up everything for the good of Shin Makoku, but in doing so he has lost his faith in its founding fathers. He doesn't realize that his sacrifices are something that Shinou understands very well." Rated R for dismembered limbs, mindfuck, and disturbing dreams.
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yuuri/Anissina? Short answer: No. XD I don't think she's into pedophilia and I don't think he's into masochism.
COULD it happen...? Umm... No. XD Any attempts on his part to initiate fluff would result in her eagerly taking advantage of his compassion in order to test a new maryoku-powered device. Any attempts on HER part to initiate fluff would result in his warily wanting to know if she's attempting to take advantage of his compassion in order to test a new maryoku-powered device. So all fluff would become crack.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gwendal/Gisela... Um, "No Healing Guilt". Takes place after Julia's death.
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
...I would need canon. Wolfram ♥ Yuuri. To get Yuuri to go along with it, however, I could use any of the dozens of plot devices that fangirls use everyday to get it to happen in their fics, including but not limited to: alcohol, magic, being trapped in a small space together, marriage consummation time, Anissina's fault, etc.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
This is Kyou Kara Maou. We slash everything. Gwendal is one of the characters I personally find least slashy, but I know at least some of my friends read Gwen/Gun.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
vain_chan and hauntedreality may or may not read anything with Conrad. XD Conrad/Julia being fairly established, at least one way, it wouldn't surprise me.14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
maeritae and violet_squirrel both RP Gunter. arana_suteshi just tonight drew a wedding pic for him ♥15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Yozak/Wolf/Cheri? This might be a stretch even for
hauntedreality. XD16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Like, sexxorz? Shinou-heika doesn't seem like a screamer so much. I suppose I could see his calling out the Sage's name, which we're never allowed to know. XD Insult to injury.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"She Blinded Me With Science" leaps to mind immediately.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings: Yuuri/Murata/Gisela is a pairing not meant to be consumed by sane persons.
Warnings: Sexy nurses "comforting" their patients.
Warnings: YuuMura and for some reason Gisela also.
Warnings: SCARY BONDAGE QUEEN GISELA.
(What?)
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Yozak... on... Shinou?
"Sorry for all that cursing you lately. You've actually done a great job looking after the country's best interests for the past four thousand years. So believe me when I say I have your best interests in mind when I ask, have you been getting any in recent millennia?"
Then, he is smote.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um, somebody on the KKM comm wrote a fic about her a recent while back where she was contemplating the different ways she loved her sons or... something. Cheri-sama doesn't get much love. That's the most recent I can recall.
21.) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...power. If Murata isn't turned on by the power that he holds, that his boyfriend wields, that his best friend wields, etc, then he should be. Correspondingly, I bet helplessness would be a turn-on.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I know several people who think that Gunter would absolutely shag Alford, stark sober, and in certain situations would marry him. XD *waves at
omg_maou*I can see it in canon, but it would require extensive advance setup. Gunter just doesn't strike me as the casual sex type, and Alford certainly doesn't.
23.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Conrad and Gwendal? ...I'm seeing Conrad. *dies*
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Read: Yuuri and Alford are in a happy relationship until Alford suddenly runs off with Wolfram. Yuuri, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gunter and a brief unhappy affair with Gisela, then follows the wise advice of Cheri and finds true love with Conrad.
I would entitle this fic "One Big Happy Family", not only because Cheri is clearly still attempting to marry off all her sons, but also because Yuuri apparently screws Gunter, Gunter's adopted daughter, and probably Gunter's mother and dog too. The fact that this ends in ConYuu makes it horrifyingly semi-non-crack. XD
hauntedreality should clearly write this. Everyone in omg_maou would read it and die.25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
It practically is, and that would be fine with me. Anissina/Gwendal amuses me to no end.
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And dude, if there were Conrad/Gwendal, CONRAD WOULD NOT TOP! He SEEMS manly but he's so friggin' EMO that, well... I dunno... he's too emo to top, dammit. XD Gwendal may be a knitting pansy but at least he's not unbearably emo and full of wangst on top of it. XD
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I'm physically incapable of seeing Gwendal make a move on his own, so in my head, it's like, Conrad smilingly edges in on Gwendal, who is all, "This doesn't mean anything and I'm not letting you off lightly" and Conrad is all " ^____^ " and then he's on top.
I don't know why.
They can totally switch if Conrad's feeling helpless and wangsty. I usually see Gwen as straight anyway. XD Hence my Ani/Gwen fics and my horrible Greta/Gwen fic of this morning.
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21.) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I bet Azuma likes dirty talk. Or bondage. I'm a horrible person
That, however, almost makes me dive back into the fandom and... I dunno, write something. XDDD
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If anybody wrote a fic where Rill had Azuma tied down and talked dirty to him, I would totally read it. XD