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Why, God?
Anybody in my immediate acquaintance -- and anybody who has ever even heard of me, in passing -- I issue the following declaration to you:
If you get an HP computer, I will hunt you down and shoot you in the head, both to put you out of your misery, and because you obviously have been ignoring my suffering.
Then, I will shoot your computer, a lot.
If you get an HP computer, I will hunt you down and shoot you in the head, both to put you out of your misery, and because you obviously have been ignoring my suffering.
Then, I will shoot your computer, a lot.