I can't bear to LJ-cut it

[sincere]

Overall, I rate this random conversation a 5 out of 10. It's nowhere near as great as the time I got to be a space alien, but I believe I continue to be the uncontested winner.

Language and freakshow warning.

Niddohliah: fag
Savinsilk: Beg pardon?
Niddohliah: i said suck my fuckin dick bitch
Niddohliah: fag
Savinsilk: You couldn't pay me. When was the last time you washed it?
Niddohliah: whoa whoa whoa
Niddohliah: thats just not somethin iwanna be hearin about
Savinsilk: Your unwashed dick? Me neither.
Savinsilk: You realize you're talking to a 21-year-old woman, by the way, right?
Niddohliah: hey, bitch
Niddohliah: suck my dick
Niddohliah: and this is a fourty year old man
Savinsilk: I wonder where I've heard that before?
Savinsilk: You seem to lack originality, elderly sir.
Niddohliah: shouldnt u youngens be in bed by now?
Savinsilk: It's 2pm in Japan... bitch.
Niddohliah: he
Niddohliah: thats past your bedtiem
Niddohliah: great, japan
Niddohliah: are we in japan today munchikin?
Savinsilk: We have been in Japan for the past five months, sugarplum.
Savinsilk: (Although, likely, they are unwashed as well.)
Savinsilk: (So, probably not so sugary.)
Niddohliah: lets all go watch the nutcracker

Sadly, then he logged off. Isn't it impressive how you can live to the age of forty without ever knowing how to spell the number?