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Mr. Cranky takes a break from reviewing bad movies, and instead reviews a bad Presidential campaign. He's so right, it makes me want to tear my hair out.
"Bush's strength is one huge joke that you Democrats could deflate by simply pointing out the obvious, yet you continue with the compound sentences. Stop with the compound sentences. Nobody likes compound sentences anymore."
"Bush's strength is his willingness to attack and his decisiveness. I can't say this strongly enough, but YOU NEED TO UNDERMINE THAT, you fucking losers. You should be running commercials every day showing Bush reading that goat story to those kids as the planes were slamming into the World Trade Center. You need to run commercials every day showing Iranian and North Korean scientists working on their nuclear programs (or do a reenactment for Christ's sake) and then show a huge mushroom cloud. You need to run pictures of American soldiers (or innocent Iraqis) under fire in Iraq and the rest of the chaotic situation over there and then ask the American people this question: Is the world safer today than it was four years ago?"
I honestly blame it on Kerry's campaign manager being a woman. (Which is actually pretty relevant, because on CNN last night they were talking about Kerry's image not being "masculine" enough, and thus losing voters of all genders.) I think she's trying to have a "nice" campaign or a "sensitive" campaign, but really all she's doing is having a "weak" campaign. He needs to ditch her and go for a bounty hunter or something.
"Bush's strength is one huge joke that you Democrats could deflate by simply pointing out the obvious, yet you continue with the compound sentences. Stop with the compound sentences. Nobody likes compound sentences anymore."
"Bush's strength is his willingness to attack and his decisiveness. I can't say this strongly enough, but YOU NEED TO UNDERMINE THAT, you fucking losers. You should be running commercials every day showing Bush reading that goat story to those kids as the planes were slamming into the World Trade Center. You need to run commercials every day showing Iranian and North Korean scientists working on their nuclear programs (or do a reenactment for Christ's sake) and then show a huge mushroom cloud. You need to run pictures of American soldiers (or innocent Iraqis) under fire in Iraq and the rest of the chaotic situation over there and then ask the American people this question: Is the world safer today than it was four years ago?"
I honestly blame it on Kerry's campaign manager being a woman. (Which is actually pretty relevant, because on CNN last night they were talking about Kerry's image not being "masculine" enough, and thus losing voters of all genders.) I think she's trying to have a "nice" campaign or a "sensitive" campaign, but really all she's doing is having a "weak" campaign. He needs to ditch her and go for a bounty hunter or something.