God, so, they're BOTH on Valium? That explains EVERYTHING.

[sincere]

I have NO IDEA what's going on here, but it's the most AWESOME piece of persuasive writing I have ever encountered.

I know I'm getting a hot backup bed. I can't wait for the far-future police state to help validate my mattress replacements.

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[evil-lady.livejournal.com]

That's some of the best crack I've had in a while. But what if you actually need to use your hot backup bed because the mattress store is closed at 1:36 AM, which is the precise time that most mongooses discover the cobras and vice-versa. Then, how do you remove the slumbering bed warmer who would, undoubtedly, be very difficult to awaken?