Fighting her on the weirdest fronts

[sincere]

So my mother got home and, as predicted, wants me to go to the interview and potentially take the job under false pretenses. I didn't predict that she was also going to muse that maybe I should defer from Simmons until the spring and work for the fall.

I offered that as an option to her -- waiting a while, earning some money so I had reserves before attending Private School of Cash-Demanding -- weeks ago. And she mocked me, accusing me of being "ridiculous."

I suppose now I'm being ridiculous when I insist that I want to get the hell out of this house so no fucking way.