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So, I found this meme, and it totally rules at life, so I'm zomg actually going to TAKE it. I've done this for several different fan situations -- my favorites being Megami Kouhosei ("Do you think Erts and Azuma would make a good couple?" "BWAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOD. THAT'S HORRIBLE. ...actually, they kind of would, I guess.") and the gigantic CLAMP medley of gay ("Has anyone on your friends' list read Kamui slash fiction?" "Is there anybody left who... hasn't?" and "Would Yuuko and Clow make a good couple?" "Are you kidding, they would be awesome, not to mention totally hot, and probably canon.")
But finally I decided to do it formally... for my original ficthings, and modify it to suit. I did this to ensure that 99% of my friends list would have absolutely no interest in it.
Ganked from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
caffeineaddict and angrybabble.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
In case you're thinking that I cheated by having already taken this quiz three times by the time I made up this list, don't worry. There are so many numbers and combinations that I have no remote recollection of them already. I just picked a few from each story that popped into my head.
1. Eric (Conspiracy of Impossibles)
2. Magda (CoI)
3. Daniel (CoI)
4. Korin (Transient Paths)
5. Ayrios (Transient Paths)
6. Riole (Transient Paths)
7. Aminde (Aria Anima)
8. Cordelia (Aria Anima)
9. Dakar (Aria Anima)
10. Valindar (Aria Anima)
11. Jillia (Chicago, CoI, etc)
12. Sasha (Chicago, CoI, etc)
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Read: Would you read a 6/11 fic?
Riole and Jillia? Probably. Putting all the "wtf crossover"-ness aside, Riole is darkly sexy and Jillia is definitively sexy. She would run circles around him mentally, and this would bore them both in a short while. But I would totally read it, if only to laugh at Riole's frustration. This is, obviously, what I do as his writer and creator.
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Korin is... not hot. She's awesome. Totally awesome. But she's not feminine enough to be hot. She's somewhere on the line of unimposing between butch and slight.
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...If SASHA got CODY pregnant? Well, first of all, he would be hamstrung, because Cody is teh zomg not-princess of the Folk and her daddy would not take kindly to that sort of thing. Second of all, his mother would be hamstrung, because I'm sure if Sasha has sex with a woman at any point in his life past the age of fourteen he is either A) so deep under the influence he has forgotten he doesn't like them, or B) deeply under the influence of his mother.
4.) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Read: What sort of fics would you write about 9?
Although technically I already write fics about them, since all my![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
non_plot drabbles are extra-storyline. But, I would probably write about Dakar and his prostitute, because I like them. They desperately need a story where he finds her with another client. I leave it up to fandom to write fics where Dakar seduces Tristan, or something of the sort.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I sincerely and whole-heartedly believe that Riole would strangle Maggie in about two days. They would have terrible sex if she survived that long, because she would refuse to be impressed by his efforts.
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Um! XD I'm going to go Ayrios and Dakar, because Ayrios is in bad enough canonical shape and doesn't need to deal with Valindar in the bedroom. Besides, I think Ayrios and Dakar would actually get along marvelously: Dakar is similar to Riole without the massive amounts of bitter and hostility. He's pragmatic, mercenary, and a cheerful pessimist, and he would have pity on Ayrios and not mock him at all.
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Aminde walked in on Maggie and Sasha having sex, she would probably stand in the doorway for a long moment, possibly until they noticed her, and then turn around and walk out. She might leave behind a comment like, "I could've sworn you were gay." Then she would forever sneer at them both in her head whenever she saw them.
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh god. Um... "In an alternate universe where Daniel was raised by evil monks on the top of Corruption Spire in the Ravaged Wastelands, he is possessed by the need to learn more about his growing powers, and so he seeks out the best to train him in them. But what is the price for Valindar's tutoring? NC-17 for questionable consent, wtf, and total disregard for source material."
Or, more likely, "Valindar always thought he didnt need ne1 but then why is he so drawn to the son of a rival archmage?? PLZ R&R VALLIE IS SO KEWL LOL CHAPPIE 3 COMING WHEN I GET 10 REVIEWS!!!1"
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well, frankly, no there is no such thing. Could there be such a thing? Um... I highly suspect that any such fluff would be platonic or paternal! Let's just say that Eric finds silly young women to be fluffy in an entirely different manner than Daniel would.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
It could be called "This Meme Insists That Sasha Is Straight", or from a fandom perspective, "Sasha Is Too Popular For Fangirls To Believe He's Not Straight". Seriously I'd think maybe... Oh god. Sasha's usually the one who comforts other people but Aminde would never allow herself to reach that point. Maybe "A Stranger's Solace for Sasha (who is so smashed)" - to alliterate horrifically.
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
... *snrk!* Well, first Korin would need a time machine, because if you threw Korin into Eric's world he would be Tilmoth's age and twenty years her senior, and so by the time she could deflower him he would already have had two kids. The SECOND plot device I would use would be, hrrm, to play up the competency of both parties. Eric would admire that in her and Korin thinks a man with self-control is totally hot. (Hence why she and Riole will never get it on.)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Read: 7 slash, anyone?
Hrrm. I never really thought about that. Lesbian!Aminde would be totally hot. I hope that someday I inspire a fangirl to write Aminde-Cody femslash.
Although of course it would never happen. Even if he thought it would be hot, Valindar is on the possessive side.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Read: 3 het, anyone?
If there is anyone out there who doubts the possibility of Daniel's heterosexuality, they may need counseling. I mean, okay, maybe you want to try to slash him with somebody, although who I can't imagine, but 100% gay is so far out of the question that the question has already forgotten about it.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haha, I don't even need to change this one, becausephinnia has technically written for Jillia before. *heart*
15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Read: 2/4/5, anyone?
...Magda/Korin/Ayrios? Oh god. It's like his worst nightmare. XD I think Ayrios would be absolutely terrified by Magda, and would need to hide behind Riole for safety. Korin would find them all to be like very persistent puppies and would find neither of them even remotely sexual.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. I can't picture Valindar screaming in a moment of passion. ...laughing with soft menace, maybe. XD I can't imagine Valindar screaming ever. Losing his cool, yes, but not like... that.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For some reason the first song that springs to mind for Cordelia is "Coin-Operated Boy". XD This is rather appropriate to describe what she wants from her random crush on Eldin and also has horribly appropriate ties to his Dollness. There are probably more appropriate songs for Cody, but this would make such a totally awesome songfic I almost want to write it, so I leave it at that.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
!!! Okay, uh, for an Eric/Riole/Sasha fic, I think warnings would have to include "evil Eric" first and foremost, because all I can think of is Eric's dom tendencies out of control over here. Sasha would like it and while Riole's a top by his own choice, we all know (literally: Korin knows, Ayrios will know) that what he REALLY wants is someone to take care of him and zomg.
Eric is never allowed a harem of boys ever. He'll have to make do with Kelvin.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
It's perhaps odd that of anyone on this list, I think maybe ONLY Magda would be able to and/or be willing to pick up Valindar. She would say, "So what makes you think you could take over the world better than me?" And even though Valindar doesn't want to take over the world at all, he would be totally charmed by her. Meanwhile, Magda is literally just about the only person on this list who wouldn't be creeped out by him. ...weeeeeird.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Read: When was the last time you wrote about 5?
Haha... Primarily Ayrios, the last time I wrote about him was... tomorrow. *hastily puts togetherlyric_plot submission*
21.) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...haha. We probably just covered it. Riole would love to just let someone else take care of him. He's a submissive trapped in a dominant's... existence!
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Yeah, Jillia would totally do Dakar. Sober is fine. And why not? She'd think his scars are sexy and he's smarter than you'd think, for all his lack of formal education, and he's totally open to fun. If she could get Tieunis in on it she'd have the time of her life.
23.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
...Aminde totally tops Daniel if she's into the relationship at all. The end. She seriously would though; Daniel threatens to be topped even by his normal girlfriends and Min is much more bossy than they are. She only relents when it's obvious that she's not the one in control.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Read: Eric and Dakar are in a happy relationship until Dakar suddenly runs off with Korin. Eric, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jillia and a brief unhappy affair with Sasha, then follows the wise advice of Ayrios and finds true love with Daniel.
Okay, first off, I would probably call this "The Crazy Soap Opera Incest Fic". No one should ever read or write this.
With that said, you could call it "Magic of Falling" or something equally insipid but I refuse to come up with an insipid title. I would read it if only because Eric/Jillia would be hot and Eric/Sasha interesting, and I would tellphinnia and maladaptive all about what I enjoyed and hated about it until they both wanted to kill me, so that's almost as good as making them read it, I guess, and all the ranting might make them curious. Nobody STILL should ever write this. Maybe Li-san, she occasionally does the incest thing.
Eric/Daniel is so disfunctional on so many levels before you bring incest into it, and even if they had never met before and weren't related, they still wouldn't work. I am forced to conclude that Ayrios' advice sucks hardcore.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
We have already discussed the potential hotness of Aminde/Cordelia femslash... but I would hate it to actually happen in canon. Min would never respect Cody enough and Cody would find Min about even less appealing as she'll find Eldin when she finds out what he's really like.
This is the best meme I have ever seen. *heart*
But finally I decided to do it formally... for my original ficthings, and modify it to suit. I did this to ensure that 99% of my friends list would have absolutely no interest in it.
Ganked from
caffeineaddict and angrybabble.First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
In case you're thinking that I cheated by having already taken this quiz three times by the time I made up this list, don't worry. There are so many numbers and combinations that I have no remote recollection of them already. I just picked a few from each story that popped into my head.
1. Eric (Conspiracy of Impossibles)
2. Magda (CoI)
3. Daniel (CoI)
4. Korin (Transient Paths)
5. Ayrios (Transient Paths)
6. Riole (Transient Paths)
7. Aminde (Aria Anima)
8. Cordelia (Aria Anima)
9. Dakar (Aria Anima)
10. Valindar (Aria Anima)
11. Jillia (Chicago, CoI, etc)
12. Sasha (Chicago, CoI, etc)
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Read: Would you read a 6/11 fic?
Riole and Jillia? Probably. Putting all the "wtf crossover"-ness aside, Riole is darkly sexy and Jillia is definitively sexy. She would run circles around him mentally, and this would bore them both in a short while. But I would totally read it, if only to laugh at Riole's frustration. This is, obviously, what I do as his writer and creator.
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Korin is... not hot. She's awesome. Totally awesome. But she's not feminine enough to be hot. She's somewhere on the line of unimposing between butch and slight.
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...If SASHA got CODY pregnant? Well, first of all, he would be hamstrung, because Cody is teh zomg not-princess of the Folk and her daddy would not take kindly to that sort of thing. Second of all, his mother would be hamstrung, because I'm sure if Sasha has sex with a woman at any point in his life past the age of fourteen he is either A) so deep under the influence he has forgotten he doesn't like them, or B) deeply under the influence of his mother.
4.) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Read: What sort of fics would you write about 9?
Although technically I already write fics about them, since all my
non_plot drabbles are extra-storyline. But, I would probably write about Dakar and his prostitute, because I like them. They desperately need a story where he finds her with another client. I leave it up to fandom to write fics where Dakar seduces Tristan, or something of the sort.5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I sincerely and whole-heartedly believe that Riole would strangle Maggie in about two days. They would have terrible sex if she survived that long, because she would refuse to be impressed by his efforts.
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Um! XD I'm going to go Ayrios and Dakar, because Ayrios is in bad enough canonical shape and doesn't need to deal with Valindar in the bedroom. Besides, I think Ayrios and Dakar would actually get along marvelously: Dakar is similar to Riole without the massive amounts of bitter and hostility. He's pragmatic, mercenary, and a cheerful pessimist, and he would have pity on Ayrios and not mock him at all.
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Aminde walked in on Maggie and Sasha having sex, she would probably stand in the doorway for a long moment, possibly until they noticed her, and then turn around and walk out. She might leave behind a comment like, "I could've sworn you were gay." Then she would forever sneer at them both in her head whenever she saw them.
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh god. Um... "In an alternate universe where Daniel was raised by evil monks on the top of Corruption Spire in the Ravaged Wastelands, he is possessed by the need to learn more about his growing powers, and so he seeks out the best to train him in them. But what is the price for Valindar's tutoring? NC-17 for questionable consent, wtf, and total disregard for source material."
Or, more likely, "Valindar always thought he didnt need ne1 but then why is he so drawn to the son of a rival archmage?? PLZ R&R VALLIE IS SO KEWL LOL CHAPPIE 3 COMING WHEN I GET 10 REVIEWS!!!1"
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Well, frankly, no there is no such thing. Could there be such a thing? Um... I highly suspect that any such fluff would be platonic or paternal! Let's just say that Eric finds silly young women to be fluffy in an entirely different manner than Daniel would.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
It could be called "This Meme Insists That Sasha Is Straight", or from a fandom perspective, "Sasha Is Too Popular For Fangirls To Believe He's Not Straight". Seriously I'd think maybe... Oh god. Sasha's usually the one who comforts other people but Aminde would never allow herself to reach that point. Maybe "A Stranger's Solace for Sasha (who is so smashed)" - to alliterate horrifically.
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
... *snrk!* Well, first Korin would need a time machine, because if you threw Korin into Eric's world he would be Tilmoth's age and twenty years her senior, and so by the time she could deflower him he would already have had two kids. The SECOND plot device I would use would be, hrrm, to play up the competency of both parties. Eric would admire that in her and Korin thinks a man with self-control is totally hot. (Hence why she and Riole will never get it on.)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Read: 7 slash, anyone?
Hrrm. I never really thought about that. Lesbian!Aminde would be totally hot. I hope that someday I inspire a fangirl to write Aminde-Cody femslash.
Although of course it would never happen. Even if he thought it would be hot, Valindar is on the possessive side.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Read: 3 het, anyone?
If there is anyone out there who doubts the possibility of Daniel's heterosexuality, they may need counseling. I mean, okay, maybe you want to try to slash him with somebody, although who I can't imagine, but 100% gay is so far out of the question that the question has already forgotten about it.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haha, I don't even need to change this one, because
phinnia has technically written for Jillia before. *heart*15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Read: 2/4/5, anyone?
...Magda/Korin/Ayrios? Oh god. It's like his worst nightmare. XD I think Ayrios would be absolutely terrified by Magda, and would need to hide behind Riole for safety. Korin would find them all to be like very persistent puppies and would find neither of them even remotely sexual.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um. I can't picture Valindar screaming in a moment of passion. ...laughing with soft menace, maybe. XD I can't imagine Valindar screaming ever. Losing his cool, yes, but not like... that.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For some reason the first song that springs to mind for Cordelia is "Coin-Operated Boy". XD This is rather appropriate to describe what she wants from her random crush on Eldin and also has horribly appropriate ties to his Dollness. There are probably more appropriate songs for Cody, but this would make such a totally awesome songfic I almost want to write it, so I leave it at that.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
!!! Okay, uh, for an Eric/Riole/Sasha fic, I think warnings would have to include "evil Eric" first and foremost, because all I can think of is Eric's dom tendencies out of control over here. Sasha would like it and while Riole's a top by his own choice, we all know (literally: Korin knows, Ayrios will know) that what he REALLY wants is someone to take care of him and zomg.
Eric is never allowed a harem of boys ever. He'll have to make do with Kelvin.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
It's perhaps odd that of anyone on this list, I think maybe ONLY Magda would be able to and/or be willing to pick up Valindar. She would say, "So what makes you think you could take over the world better than me?" And even though Valindar doesn't want to take over the world at all, he would be totally charmed by her. Meanwhile, Magda is literally just about the only person on this list who wouldn't be creeped out by him. ...weeeeeird.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Read: When was the last time you wrote about 5?
Haha... Primarily Ayrios, the last time I wrote about him was... tomorrow. *hastily puts together
lyric_plot submission*21.) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...haha. We probably just covered it. Riole would love to just let someone else take care of him. He's a submissive trapped in a dominant's... existence!
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Yeah, Jillia would totally do Dakar. Sober is fine. And why not? She'd think his scars are sexy and he's smarter than you'd think, for all his lack of formal education, and he's totally open to fun. If she could get Tieunis in on it she'd have the time of her life.
23.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
...Aminde totally tops Daniel if she's into the relationship at all. The end. She seriously would though; Daniel threatens to be topped even by his normal girlfriends and Min is much more bossy than they are. She only relents when it's obvious that she's not the one in control.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Read: Eric and Dakar are in a happy relationship until Dakar suddenly runs off with Korin. Eric, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jillia and a brief unhappy affair with Sasha, then follows the wise advice of Ayrios and finds true love with Daniel.
Okay, first off, I would probably call this "The Crazy Soap Opera Incest Fic". No one should ever read or write this.
With that said, you could call it "Magic of Falling" or something equally insipid but I refuse to come up with an insipid title. I would read it if only because Eric/Jillia would be hot and Eric/Sasha interesting, and I would tell
phinnia and maladaptive all about what I enjoyed and hated about it until they both wanted to kill me, so that's almost as good as making them read it, I guess, and all the ranting might make them curious. Nobody STILL should ever write this. Maybe Li-san, she occasionally does the incest thing.Eric/Daniel is so disfunctional on so many levels before you bring incest into it, and even if they had never met before and weren't related, they still wouldn't work. I am forced to conclude that Ayrios' advice sucks hardcore.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
We have already discussed the potential hotness of Aminde/Cordelia femslash... but I would hate it to actually happen in canon. Min would never respect Cody enough and Cody would find Min about even less appealing as she'll find Eldin when she finds out what he's really like.
This is the best meme I have ever seen. *heart*