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Other Quotes of the Week
"Now 125 ounces!! 25% more vs 100 ounces!!" --my bottle of Xtra laundry detergent
"A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS." --Julie Millam, director of the Montana Family Coalition, regarding Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
In May, an apartment complex in Riad was bombed. This was, to all appearances, just your average Middle East incident of general displeasure.
ADDENDUM
"I'm not ashamed of my sexuality." --Carmen Electra
Dude. No way. Are you trying to tell me that... 25... is... 25 percent... of 100?! It's madness. It'll never work. It boggles the mind. Surely this is some horrible horrible joke. But then again, I'm no mathematician, so... Oh dear God, what if it IS true?!?!?!?!
"A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS." --Julie Millam, director of the Montana Family Coalition, regarding Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
I was thinking that a really good reality show for the Montana Family Coalition would be a show where all the political conservatives who would take pleasure in watching the horrible deaths of innocent people who just happen to disagree with them are locked in an underground holding cell without food, water, or ventilation for six months. We would, however, give them one gun. That's what makes the show exciting.
In May, an apartment complex in Riad was bombed. This was, to all appearances, just your average Middle East incident of general displeasure.
Reporter: "It could be Al Qaeda."
My Dad: "Or it COULD be Adolf Hitler. In that case, we should fight World War II all over again!"
ADDENDUM
"I'm not ashamed of my sexuality." --Carmen Electra
Isn't she, um, straight? Well, boy, I'm glad those horrible heterophobes aren't getting her down! I was SO WORRIED that Carmen Electra might feel like the victim of bigoted prejudice somehow because she's a gorgeous straight supermodel, but... whew. My mind at ease.