I got picked out for one of those full-body scans for metal at Logan. Unfortunately, I had decided not to wear any metal that day. The girl went over me three or four times, looking more and more confused, and finally asked me if I had actually made the metal-detector beep. I said no, she glared at the guys on security detail.

My brother got searched four times...and only one of those was my fault.

I guess Logan just searches a lot of people.