Terrorists, attack NYC? Naaaah.

[sincere]

maladaptive showed me this article, and I just... I just really don't know what to say.

Everything about this is so wrong. New York has no landmarks of interest to terrorists? ...New York?

Someone notify the terrorists who have already successfully attacked the city multiple times.

Hey, that sounds like a city that needs its anti-terrorism budget cut.

I'm not for this whole neurotic paralyzing self-victimization regarding terrorism, and apparently, neither is the Department of Homeland Security. Suck it up, New York! We need that money to protect the World's Largest Ball of Twine out in the bland featureless plains of Kansas.

I really don't know what to say.

Comments

[soi.livejournal.com]

The world's largest ball of twine is actually in Darwin, Minnesota. That was where Reeve in QPQ2 was from. I love that twine ball.

But seriously, yeah, that is fucking insane. Do these people not have MEMORIES or something? Jesus.

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

I'm so dorky I actually googled that beforehand, and I read that the ball of twine was in Kansas, and a ball of yarn was in Minnesota. You're probably right. XD

I love how it's all "9/11. 9/11. 9/11. Your lives will never be the same or peaceful again. 9/11. 9/11. ...what 9/11? :D *yoink* "

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

Wiki says we're both right! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biggest_ball_of_twine)

[soi.livejournal.com]

We're both huge fucking losers is what we are. XD

I will always consider the Minnesota one to be the true twine ball. Because seriously, ONE PERSON. That is IMPRESSIVE.

I always planned to get married in front of that twine ball. It lives in a gazebo thing behind glass.

[ladycrysiana.livejournal.com]

That's...sort of special.

[emptybackpack.livejournal.com]

Poooooooork-barrel legislation.

[sorairo-laina.livejournal.com]

*speechless* ....THE HELL? And that's a perfect icon.

[yami-chan.livejournal.com]

That killed my brain.