I was about to protest, "but that makes them all stiff and gross," but then I remembered that there's nothing wrong with our washer. It still makes me nervous -- I'm uncomfortable about ruining the clothes somehow, which is the weirdest thing, considering the way they normally get cleaned.

Depressingly, that map only confirms that there's no laundromat in the vicinity that wouldn't require a long bus ride with all my laundry.