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LJ error messages FTW
I've decided to be a rebel and instead of being a meme sheep because ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
swgmigraines already did mine I'm going to post the LJ 404 messages I've discovered while attempting to test LJ names.
This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
If you think you've reached this page in error:
* Make sure the URL you're trying to reach is correct.
* Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal's current status.
Aww, poetry!
I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!
-the webserver
Error: could not find server
If you think you've reached this page in error...
Holy crap! LJ is not only the first, last, and total bastion of emo on the web -- even its machinery is emo!
Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
If you think you've reached this page in error...
Best Zero Wing mangling I've seen in the like three years since they went out of style. A+.
swgmigraines already did minePage Not Found
This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
If you think you've reached this page in error:
* Make sure the URL you're trying to reach is correct.
* Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal's current status.
Aww, poetry!
Page Not Found
I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!
-the webserver
Error: could not find server
If you think you've reached this page in error...
Holy crap! LJ is not only the first, last, and total bastion of emo on the web -- even its machinery is emo!
Page Not Found
Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
If you think you've reached this page in error...
Best Zero Wing mangling I've seen in the like three years since they went out of style. A+.
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I haven't seen any of these, are they new? Seem very Angelfire-esque, only cooler ^^