sincere | On infinite loops

This is a summary of my experience in the Bleach DS game so far.

Ichigo: Where the hell am I?
Hinamori: GYAAAAAA!!!!
Ichigo: skdjfksd what the hell
Hinamori: I'm the lieutenant of the fifth division and you killed Captain Aizen!
Ichigo: Who the hell is Aizen?!
Hinamori: *attempts to eat his face*

COMBAT.
Me: This is not going to end well.
COMBAT ENDS.

Hitsugaya: RAWR.
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Ichigo: Why do people keep attacking me
Hitsugaya: I'm the captain of the tenth division and you hurt Hinamori.
Ichigo: Look, listen to me, she just--
Hitsugaya: *doesn't*

COMBAT.
Me: What the fuck, both of them?!
COMBAT ENDS.

Twenty minutes later...

Hitsugaya: Are you here again?
Ichigo: I appear to be stuck in an infinite loop of Renji -> Hitsu/Hina -> Mayuri -> Kenpachi.
Hinamori: Hey, Shiro-chan, I still don't know who killed Captain Aizen. :(
Hitsugaya: WTF Shiro-chan, I'm a captain now, it's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya, Bedwetter Momo!
Hinamori: Don't call me that, you have to be nice to girls. :\ Also, that was a long time ago--
Ichigo: ...hello? I'm still here?
Hitsugaya: ~~Stop interrupting our banter!~~ I am aggressive for no reason!
Hinamori: Seconded!

COMBAT.
Me: Fuck they are kicking my ass. Stop using ranged attacks, you little bastards.

This repeats ad nauseam.