Random Good Omens Ficbit

So, a Thing has been Done, and I did it in the very best Good Omens style I could manage, which is naturally quite inferior to the actual book but passable, I like to think. At the very least it's entertaining.

This is safe to read. Really. It just contains banter and reluctant friendship. Unless you'd rather it contain slash, in which case, um, there is wild monkey sex. Somewhere. Possibly actual monkey sex, in Africa, as you read this.

( It needs a name, damnit. )