Anyone But Bush In 2004

'This is how Bush's mind works: Only a bad person can bear responsibility for a bad thing. I am a good person. Therefore, I bear no responsibility.'

Everyone's voting for Kerry, I trust.

Although ideally we'd vote for Truman. He was a great guy, what with all the helping random strangers and donating vast amounts of money anonymously and just all-around being a great guy. I expect that even though he is, technically, dead, he would be capable of making much better decisions than Bush has been.