MST now stands for... My Soundtrack?

You know you're pathetic when you're thinking up soundtracks for your own original creations. But I've been haunting fst, and... I can't help but think, well, I already have a couple of relationship songs on hold, "Daisy Duke" continues to be perfect for Eric and Kelvin, and "She's Always A Woman" has Jared and Magda all over it and... Nooooooo. *sob*

I'm going to do it anyway, probably instead of updating my [finally-functional again] website.

Obvious Thought

Kay's Obvious Thought For The Day

Men keep asking me "Why do you think two guys making out is hot?" as if I'm the authority on the issue. For some reason, "You think two GIRLS making out is hot, that works the other way around too" is not a good enough answer for them.

Someone once pointed out to me that women are "more attractive than men", and men are all big and sweaty and hairy and stuff. I pointed out that if women thought women were more attractive than men, there would not be much procreation going around, and while I'm countering absurd claims, are we talking about porn of sweaty hairy overweight women going at it? No, they jerk off to attractive fit women going at it. Unless I'm mistaken, the majority of women think that attractive fit men are appealing.

I don't know why I thought about it, except that I'm watching Wet Hot American Summer on Comedy Central and out of nowhere this random guy (whose friends are trying really hard to get him laid, because they think he's a total virgin) skips off on them to meet some other random guy in a barn or something, where they get very close and personal and explore each others tonsils, and then proceed to take off their shirts in order to best continue with this activity. And I thought to myself, now that is sexy. Because they were.

In retrospect, it seems really obvious. I'm sure I'll have to explain it to a dozen more men.