The Expected Frustration, Coming Early!

The challenge has only been up for twenty minutes and it's already driving me crazy. It demands to be Jared and Magda, and I know exactly what I want it to say, but it's going to push the boundaries of a lenient 70-word limit, much less 50, no matter how I edit or rephrase.

50 words. I wrote two sentences and killed that word limit. You can't tell a story in less than two sentences.

*mutters disconsolately, waits on it*