Dorky gamelove!

I still *heart* my game.

OP: 99% of this game's problems would be solved if you simply removed the graphics from the game and made the whole thing text based. He goes on to explain why, in the doing mocking my favorite race, wtfsir.

There are many similar posts along this line, such as
"You wake up. The room is spinning very gently around your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't. It is pitch black.
>inventory
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea

It is thoroughly wonderful and oldschool and such. But my absolute favorite is when one of the notorious Blues gets in on the action. Caydiem, a Blizzard Community Manager, responds with the following.

Welcome to World of Warcraft!

You are standing outside the Orgrimmar bank. Bonfires burn merrily up and down the street. There is a mailbox here.
( You also see: Atauren, Gudhealr, Beefsteak, Rottin, Voodootrol. )

She lives!

I HAVE HAD CONTACT WITH THE MYTHICAL maladaptive!!
SHE EXISTS AND IS WELL.
IT IS DARK AND BORING IN HER FLORIDA RESIDENCE.
SO SHE WENT TO PHILLY.
INTERNET IS EXPECTED TO RESUME WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
O TANOSHIMI NI.

Further spam!

I poked Grandia II because I liked it when I had it on DC, before my DC disintegrated, and I've never finished it.

If ever I, or anyone, wrote a Grandia II fanfic, it should include the following bit of dialogue, which has the benefit of being both appropriate and in-character:

Elena: It's all my fault -- oh god, what sort of a monster am I -- look what I've--
Ryudo: *SMACK*
Elena: *aghast* You -- you HIT me.
Ryudo: Yes. You were hysterical, and now you're not, AND I got to hit you. Everybody wins.