Calamity in Buffalo?! A singular of unfortunate events

Hey, for the record, I'd like for all the people I know in Buffalo to not take a plane to the face. Okay? Okay.

Godzilla in a bridal shop?! The wedding dawns!

Watching Bridezillas, and apparently, there's an episode where they did a gay marriage with a male bridezilla: just as much of a perfectionist, manipulative, controlling relentless bitch, plus more ridiculous sounding when he goes into fake drama whore tears. (Plus a het marriage where the guy was the bridezilla, but she better be ready for the inevitable, because that man is gaaaay.)

libekory, who is polishing up her already awesome Suzaku voice, observes that Suzaku is sort of bemused and wincing alternately by all of it, because if Lelouch were getting married...

Bridezilla, y/y? He'd have to have a suitably grand, immense wedding. He'd nitpick the tailoring and the catering to death, and then three weeks before the wedding fire everyone involved in a ferocious tantrum and sacrifice sleep to do it all personally. (Suzaku can help with egg-beating, but only that.) All the bridesmaids would have breakdowns because they all not-so-secretly wanted to be the groom, damnit. He has a father + 107 step-mothers + Anya + god only knows how many brothers and sisters to not invite, but they can crash the wedding in a gigantic upset that turns into KMF combat. (His mother started a fine history of crashing KMFs into formal events.)


Also, yeah, like two dozen new Code Geass icons, most of them our deuteragonists, plus some C.C. getting in everyone's personal space, plus some Cornelia, plus some Mao. Also, a Magikarp.