Meme sheep! The shortest of fics

Meme time, because I like this idea. Ganked from tenshinoakuma specifically, although I've seen it as a writing exercise (just not a meme) beforehand.

Give me a person or ship and I will write one sentence of ten genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic Plot
4. Crossover Future
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

You can also name a few prompts of your own if you are so inclined.