"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Rexxar/Misha. No! They do not have that kind of relationship!
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Arthas/Sylvanas. She'd be unable to resist his command! That's dirty and wrong!
"I dabble a little" Ship: Nefarion/Rend. Someone asked me to drabble for them and it just seemed like it'd work.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Emperor Thaurissan/Princess Moira. So horrible, yet so pure!
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: High Lord Bolvar/Lady Prestor. It'd be hot if he could make her stop being a bitch for twelve seconds, but she's really a dragon. What's up with that?
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Uther/Jaina. Sneaking around behind Arthas's back??
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Any troll/any night elf. Seriously lame.
Characters? 1. Bake cupcakes for: High Overlord Saurfang. He stands out in Orgrimmar all day, being awesome and kicking ass, and I bet no one ever thinks to bring him cupcakes.
2. Trust with the keys to my car: Velen the Prophet. He seems like a trustworthy-- Wait, he wasn't driving the Exodar, right?
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair of: Arthas. That guy's was a total goober. And I might still do it today, but I'd want to be in the next zone and still running before he sat down.
4. Have a crush on: VanCleef. The guy's voice is total sex, and girls love bad guys rebelling against the Man.
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Kel'thuzad. That guy is fricking creepy.
6. Vote for President: Thrall. His campaign slogan could be "Vote Green".
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Zul'jin. He'd be bitter and hardcore, but gradually come to open up to me over the course of the movie, and we'd end it best friends.
8. Pair up: Illidan and Tyrande. She's not good enough for Malfurion, and she keeps giving those odd glances in Illidan's direction...
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Fandral Staghelm. That guy thinks he's so much better than me? See how you like the volcano.
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Mekkatorque. Come on, his title is "High Tinker".
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One True Pairing Ship: Thrall/Jaina.
Canon Ship: Turalyon/Alleria Windrunner. TheirloveissohangingoutinHonorHold.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Rexxar/Misha. No! They do not have that kind of relationship!
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Arthas/Sylvanas. She'd be unable to resist his command! That's dirty and wrong!
"I dabble a little" Ship: Nefarion/Rend. Someone asked me to drabble for them and it just seemed like it'd work.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Emperor Thaurissan/Princess Moira. So horrible, yet so pure!
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: High Lord Bolvar/Lady Prestor. It'd be hot if he could make her stop being a bitch for twelve seconds, but she's really a dragon. What's up with that?
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Uther/Jaina. Sneaking around behind Arthas's back??
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Any troll/any night elf. Seriously lame.
Characters?
1. Bake cupcakes for: High Overlord Saurfang. He stands out in Orgrimmar all day, being awesome and kicking ass, and I bet no one ever thinks to bring him cupcakes.
2. Trust with the keys to my car: Velen the Prophet. He seems like a trustworthy-- Wait, he wasn't driving the Exodar, right?
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair of: Arthas. That guy's was a total goober. And I might still do it today, but I'd want to be in the next zone and still running before he sat down.
4. Have a crush on: VanCleef. The guy's voice is total sex, and girls love bad guys rebelling against the Man.
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Kel'thuzad. That guy is fricking creepy.
6. Vote for President: Thrall. His campaign slogan could be "Vote Green".
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Zul'jin. He'd be bitter and hardcore, but gradually come to open up to me over the course of the movie, and we'd end it best friends.
8. Pair up: Illidan and Tyrande. She's not good enough for Malfurion, and she keeps giving those odd glances in Illidan's direction...
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Fandral Staghelm. That guy thinks he's so much better than me? See how you like the volcano.
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Mekkatorque. Come on, his title is "High Tinker".