Why, God?

[sincere]

Anybody in my immediate acquaintance -- and anybody who has ever even heard of me, in passing -- I issue the following declaration to you:

If you get an HP computer, I will hunt you down and shoot you in the head, both to put you out of your misery, and because you obviously have been ignoring my suffering.

Then, I will shoot your computer, a lot.

Comments

[nekogoesnyaa.livejournal.com]

I have a three or four year old HP computer... and you have my permission to shoot it. Yup. Have a ball!

[mojojessjo.livejournal.com]

Kay, remember the whore bot. That is all. And just think, Compaq is now owned by HP. Evil bastards.