Tales of the Abyss 3DS - LIVEPLAYYYY

[sincere]

Get your stinking paws off my food, you damn dirty cheagles!

aka, it's time for more of Kay Plays Tales of the Abyss 3DS. Today we will get some new party members or I will eat my hat. And they will insinuate things about Luke and Tear that I won't appreciate!

Spoilers will be contained herein, and you're welcome to spoil me. Or to try. I am pretty tough to spoil, considering I completed this game years ago.

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[sincere]

A talking cheagle ahhhhhh run for the hills.

Ion: Cheagles are herbivores. Why do you need to steal human food?
Me: Apples are a fruit, by the way. Herbivores can eat-- Never mind.

We need to feed the ligers so they don't eat us because Mieu is a dumbass. Got it. Luke is the least impressed. By this whole situation. Only Ion's moe stops him from condemning the whole town to death by liger stomach.

[canavasary]

Exactly. Everyone keeps going on and on about how clearly married they are, but no one bats an eye or even points out the relationship between Luke and Natalia. Hey, seven years is still something.

[rainfall]

I feel like I should emphasize that Tear is also a good person, and nice. But for some reason not at Luke. lololol cliche anime chemistry, amirite?!

[sincere]

ADORABLE MIEU + SORCERER'S RING ANTICS

[sincere]

Luke: Urge... to... commit mascoticide... rising...

[rainfall]

What Ion meant to say is that Cheagles eat moss and only moss.

[sincere]

SKIT

Luke: Cheagles are infuriating.
Ion and Tear: They're so cute! ♥
Luke: Bite me.

[canavasary]

This one time, Luke made a comment to Master Van about his awesome skin tone and Master Van suggested a fun activity in which Luke didn't need to wear clothes at all!

When the maids found Luke spread out on the ground in nothing Luke didn't find it at all odd because the maids all saw him naked countless of times already anyway.

[sincere]

Mieu: Look what I can do! :D
Mieu: /breathes fire
Mieu: I didn't learn my lesson! :D

[canavasary]

LOL.

[canavasary]

It makes me bang my head all the time!

[sincere]

Tear: A flame of that size is useless in battle.
Mieu: Buzzkilllll. :(

[sincere]

This sounds like a true story to me.

[sincere]

Luke stops us to ask Ion how he learned awesome fonic artes. Wait, no. Not the explanation. Just hand over the secret. You know. The secret to awesome. Luke wants to have it.

Tear is like, "What the fuck," and Ion goes, "No, it's okay, I'll tell him."

[sincere]

Luke puts on his new capacity core and wants to know if it makes his ass look big. Ion promises him he looks totally hot with it on.

Tear sighs.

/slightly paraphrased

[sincere]

I sure am fighting a lot of ligars in this liger den.

[sincere]

Liger Queen is like, bitches, I have eggs to look after, gtfo.

But liger eggs hatch into liger babies (or, perhaps, ligars) and they like to eat tasty humans, so they're always wiped out near settlements. It seems like this species is unlikely to have survived long, but sure.

[sincere]

Luke saves Mieu from certain death. Despite his personal distaste for him.

His attempts to tsun away go, "I wasn't protecting you! I was protecting Ion."

So... that settles that.

[sincere]

...Luke is so cute. :\ Worried about hurting the liger eggs after all that...

[rainfall]

/takes over for Kay

[canavasary]

How about his abs, Ion?

[canavasary]

I know.

[canavasary]

/waits for more!

[sincere]

I will take over your face. Get out of my liveblog.

[sincere]

Oh no our attacks aren't working, we're too not level 40.