DGM 214

[sincere]

/ENDLESS SCREAMING

AHHHH THAT WAS HORRIBLE AND MEAN AND BAWWWWW

/flails around wildly

/eventually dies

/resumes waiting

/not a comprehensive response

Comments

[temples]

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

[sincere]

NO IT'S TOO HORRIBLE

[temples]

I CAN'T READ IT AT WORK, TELL ME

[sincere]

Okay fine you bullied me into it here is my amazing summary of the chapter, as related to rainfall:

sincere: Tiny Neah is in a tree and his mother comes out and calls him, or possibly the tree, Cornelia, because we are SO GOOD at English names

sincere: Neah asks her brokenly if Mana will ever wake up because he's been like that for a month, and then his mother is like, HAHA, YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. SUCKER! HE'S AWAKE AND I BROUGHT HIM OUT HERE TO SEE YOU BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE IT'S FUNNIER TO WATCH YOU CRY! and Mana's like TEEHEE

sincere: Then Allen starts mumbling in his sleep, "You're both so mean," etc. Johnny shakes him awake and Allen opens his eyes blearily and Johnny is like GASP, HIS SKIN COLOR WENT BACK TO NORMAL! HE'S OKAY ;___;

sincere: Johnny burbles happily about how he has a thousand sandwiches for Allen while Allen fumbles his way upright and winces at the renewed pain in his feathery Mugen wound and greets Timcanpy and Allen only asks for water and he smiles at Johnny when he gets it and Johnny is like "He's smiling ;;;;;; "

sincere: And then Johnny fumbles to get him a painkiller and Allen gets up and SNAPS HIS FUCKING NECK

sincere: A-- anyway so Neah stumbles into the bathroom blearily and stares at his reflection and is like "What is up with this kid's face" and he falls and talks to himself a little bit

sincere: And then he comes back out and he asks Tim to tell him about Allen.

sincere: Cut back to Link and Kanda; Kanda agrees not to murder Link but says he WILL the moment Link proves untrustworthy. Link tells him to go back to the Order because as much as you obviously got your Innocence back to make up your debt to Allen the Order needs you to be an Exorcist and you'll just slow Allen down. And Kanda is like, "Fuck off." And then Link takes off.

sincere: Kanda goes back to the room but he doesn't even need to open the door to know that everything is all wrong, so he comes in Mugen first and has it at Allen's neck and he sees Johnny lying there motionless and the blood and he's like "FUCKING FOURTEENTH, HUH?" Chapter END.

[temples]

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Do snapped necks generally bleed? :|a

[sincere]

It depends on how violently you snap them, I imagine.

[temples]

Now I'm imagining Neah!Allen pulling at Johnny's head like it's a very stubborn wine stopper. "WHY. WON'T. YOU. SNAP."

Eventually he just decapitates him.

[valleyheart]

i love this summary... dsgfhgfhj

except i thought his head hit the wall, instead of snapping his neck.

[valleyheart]

but for the record i would very much like to see his neck snapped bc SHH I DON'T CARE FOR JOHNNY AT ALLLLLLL

[sincere]

Bawwww Johnny's been so cute lately I can't help myself

SO I AM HAPPY TO AGREE WITH THE THEORY THAT HE'LL JUST WAKE UP WITH A BLOODY BUMP ON HIS FOREHEAD \o/ It hadn't even occurred to me but I like that better

[temples]

Having actually read the chapter now, this is the impression I got too! Allen knocked Johnny's head against the wall. I suppose we'll find out one way or another in the next chapter!

[sincere]

YAY JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE