ARGH MY CALVES
A) Six hours of sleep is officially too much for me. I get sore and achy and restless and wake up on my own. I blame this on the muscle wear in...
B) My calves hate me. I swear the muscles are about to snap. The pain when I go up or down stairs is staggering. Literally. I have to sort of clomp down stairs with minimal knee-bending, or I'll collapse. WTF?
C) I have no excuse for yesterday, but looking back on it today I say to myself, I was totally right about everything and take nothing back, but I shouldn't have whinged about it like a wuss without even trying the situations in question out first.
D) "Our entire language is one big double entendre."
"'Your double entendre is so... big!'"
B) My calves hate me. I swear the muscles are about to snap. The pain when I go up or down stairs is staggering. Literally. I have to sort of clomp down stairs with minimal knee-bending, or I'll collapse. WTF?
C) I have no excuse for yesterday, but looking back on it today I say to myself, I was totally right about everything and take nothing back, but I shouldn't have whinged about it like a wuss without even trying the situations in question out first.
D) "Our entire language is one big double entendre."
"'Your double entendre is so... big!'"