I'll be in the lead-lined underground bunker

[sincere]

Guess who's downloading the first few episodes of KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG? Someone in my suite, you say?

*fear*

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Should I even ASK what that is? It sounds frightening.

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

It's the new happy-go-lucky kids cartoon. Only because such images as Superman and Batman are too SCARY for kids, it will now feature Krypto the Superdog, and Ace the Bathound, and their various animal friends.

...they fight crime!

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* No. No, it's just ... no.
(Did you know about the euphemism in Coupland's Shampoo Planet, where 'fighting crime' is what two of his characters use to refer to getting it on?)

[tallin.livejournal.com]

Make room, 'cause that bunker's about to have a few more occupants. We'll bring the blender. XD