"You are afflicted by Crabs."

[sincere]

Had a conversation with Marc (marcthepoolboy) just now that reminded me of this gem from the WoW forums. *heart*

Bigguns casts Boob Stare on you.
You are afflicted by Boob Stare.
....[you cannot do that while staring]
....[you cannot do that while staring]
....[you cannot do that while staring]
....[you cannot do that while staring]
You die.

Comments

[maladaptive.livejournal.com]

OMG NERF GNOME BOOBS.

I loved that thread. And the dissolution into "should tauren have udders?"

[wolfsamurai.livejournal.com]

I think Vex at least has Rank 4 Boob Stare with that robe and the lack of shirt. Sai should buy the extra ranks too!