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WARNING: HBP anticipation approaching critical density! Frustration imminent!
WARNING: As Kay will be in Boston this weekend, it is CRUCIALLY IMPORTANT that you keep in mind the following SAFETY PRECAUTION:
There is a good chance that Kay will not have Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince until SUNDAY NIGHT. I repeat: Kay may NOT HAVE HBP until SUNDAY NIGHT.
There is to be a NO SPOILER ZONE effective within a four feet radius of the Kay at ALL TIMES. That means that any comment you should make below is to COMPLETELY HAVE NO RELEVANCE to the new Harry Potter book, because when Kay reads her comments, she will be within four feet of the monitor. That means that any spoilers you post on your own LJ should be LOCKED, LJ-CUT, AND SURROUNDED WITH BARBED WIRE.
This is for your own safety. Trust me.
Suggested alternative topics: Baskin Robbins ice cream, the Boston Red Sox, the music of Journey.
There is a good chance that Kay will not have Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince until SUNDAY NIGHT. I repeat: Kay may NOT HAVE HBP until SUNDAY NIGHT.
There is to be a NO SPOILER ZONE effective within a four feet radius of the Kay at ALL TIMES. That means that any comment you should make below is to COMPLETELY HAVE NO RELEVANCE to the new Harry Potter book, because when Kay reads her comments, she will be within four feet of the monitor. That means that any spoilers you post on your own LJ should be LOCKED, LJ-CUT, AND SURROUNDED WITH BARBED WIRE.
This is for your own safety. Trust me.
Suggested alternative topics: Baskin Robbins ice cream, the Boston Red Sox, the music of Journey.
I'm ALSO eating your share of the penne alla vodka
Of course, if you check out my userinfo, you now know what I'm obliged to do, because I love you.
Re: I'm ALSO eating your share of the penne alla vodka