I told him to keep a memo

[sincere]

(A conversation with Josh I had a while back, regarding Jasons of my acquaintance.)


wy1d: Randomly....Back when I was whiny and stupid and bitchy, and you said I should totally meet Jason, did you mean transgender jason, or dork jason?
kay_willow: Dork Jason. 1.0. Because he's shiny.
wy1d: XD
wy1d: Just checking!
kay_willow: (All Jasons are dorks. Scientific fact.)
wy1d: Lies!
wy1d: My coworker jason is an ass.
kay_willow: But is he also a dork?
kay_willow: Because, frankly, Bug-Jason was not the most wonderful breed of dork.
wy1d: Bug...Jason?
kay_willow: You JUST asked me about Bug-Jason. XD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEMO??
wy1d: YOU DIDN'T MENTION BUGS!
wy1d: Only numbers!
kay_willow: I did SO
kay_willow: Jason 2.5 is called Bug-Jason!
wy1d: 2.5!?
kay_willow: Because he's CREEPY.
wy1d: *head splody*
wy1d: OH
wy1d: WAIT
kay_willow: And not worthy of a full upgrade!
wy1d: The Jess Jason!
kay_willow: No. XD
wy1d: ..........
wy1d: NERF JASONS
kay_willow: He's the ONLY Jason that did NOT date Jess!

Comments

[wy1d.livejournal.com]

Now, what about lilJason?!

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

Jason 3.0! And also a Jason who did not date Jess (unless there's something Missy should be told).

[wy1d.livejournal.com]

Make me a giant venn diagram of jasons, jason's who've not dated jess, and the rest of the population of earth.

Also, Jess = feminine form of "Jason"?

[rosesnrubies.livejournal.com]

:-O

My little brother is named jason XD

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

He can be Jason... 3... 3.1? cuz he's... in the same BRANCH of Jason family as your PRE-EXISTING Jason association.

Yes. *nodnod*

[aucodemonkey.livejournal.com]

I *did* date a girl named Jessica :-P Not the Jess you're thinking about though! I hope!

Also, I think Josh was implying that Lilp should be nerfed in that convo :-P

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

That doesn't need to be implied, it goes without saying.

[mojojessjo.livejournal.com]

....

I'm not a Jason-magnent DAMMIT!

[kay-willow.livejournal.com]

Statistics imply otherwise! Let's be honest with ourselves.

[madfnorder.livejournal.com]

As Jason 1.0, I find it interesting that Jasons function entirely different from software. Namely, that it's all been downhill since the original release.