sincere | I told him to keep a memo

(A conversation with Josh I had a while back, regarding Jasons of my acquaintance.)

wy1d: Randomly....Back when I was whiny and stupid and bitchy, and you said I should totally meet Jason, did you mean transgender jason, or dork jason?

kay_willow: Dork Jason. 1.0. Because he's shiny.

wy1d: XD

wy1d: Just checking!

kay_willow: (All Jasons are dorks. Scientific fact.)

wy1d: Lies!

wy1d: My coworker jason is an ass.

kay_willow: But is he also a dork?

kay_willow: Because, frankly, Bug-Jason was not the most wonderful breed of dork.

wy1d: Bug...Jason?

kay_willow: You JUST asked me about Bug-Jason. XD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEMO??

wy1d: YOU DIDN'T MENTION BUGS!

wy1d: Only numbers!

kay_willow: I did SO

kay_willow: Jason 2.5 is called Bug-Jason!

wy1d: 2.5!?

kay_willow: Because he's CREEPY.

wy1d: *head splody*

wy1d: OH

wy1d: WAIT

kay_willow: And not worthy of a full upgrade!

wy1d: The Jess Jason!

kay_willow: No. XD

wy1d: ..........

wy1d: NERF JASONS

kay_willow: He's the ONLY Jason that did NOT date Jess!

I told him to keep a memo

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