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Squirrels: right up there with ducks
Today on the way to the work I saw a squirrel running off with... a wallet. O_O
On the subway they have these signs that say, "Your tax dollars keep this vehicle clean. Do your part by retrieving all your belongings," IE don't litter. But what I want to say is, if my tax dollars clean the subway car, aren't I already doing my part? If there's nothing to clean, do I get to keep my taxes?
I need more kinds of microwaveable meals. Chef Boyardee and cheap mac-and-cheese only work for about a month before my internal organs rebel.
Don't let me not call the oral surgeon. It occurred to me today that it's been six months since the massive pain of my wisdom teeth starting to come in, and I still haven't been to see anyone to see if they need removal. I am suffering a crippling terror that my teeth are slowly being knocked out of line or damaged or infected somehow while I've been wasting time telling myself I'll totally call a surgeon to look at them. There are tears in my eyes thinking about it. Please god don't let them need to do anything to me without me being totally unconscious for the surrounding week.
On the subway they have these signs that say, "Your tax dollars keep this vehicle clean. Do your part by retrieving all your belongings," IE don't litter. But what I want to say is, if my tax dollars clean the subway car, aren't I already doing my part? If there's nothing to clean, do I get to keep my taxes?
I need more kinds of microwaveable meals. Chef Boyardee and cheap mac-and-cheese only work for about a month before my internal organs rebel.
Don't let me not call the oral surgeon. It occurred to me today that it's been six months since the massive pain of my wisdom teeth starting to come in, and I still haven't been to see anyone to see if they need removal. I am suffering a crippling terror that my teeth are slowly being knocked out of line or damaged or infected somehow while I've been wasting time telling myself I'll totally call a surgeon to look at them. There are tears in my eyes thinking about it. Please god don't let them need to do anything to me without me being totally unconscious for the surrounding week.

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You did not. XDDDDD
Be brave, my darling, and call the oral surgeon. Aside from The Chipmunk Effect, having your wisdom teeth out really isn't so bad. Had mine out last August and I did nothing but sleep for four days and watch anime. And my mom was nice to me. It was pretty good.
There are tears in my eyes thinking about it.
O__O *snugglesnugglesnuggle!!*
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And I totally did! XD This SQUIRREL, normal-sized and not mutant, hopping along with a thin wallet in its mouth. I was so confused.
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*forces Cheri to bellydance for your amusement* ♥
Haha, if you see a squirrel reading pornography, let me know.