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I'm a stat whore -- one Aizen, plz
I have a Bleach crack OTP, and now that I have conceived of it (the first person ever, I can almost guarantee it) I can't get it out of my head. I'm going to have to write it.
Hint: Kira is in it. :D
Also, this intrigues me. (Official, btw.)
Now, these stats are not relative. They're actually all only relevant to each character -- e.g., the fact that Unohana is 90 fitness and Aizen is 80 doesn't mean she's more in shape than him. It means that she's at 90% of her maximum fitness, and he's at 80%. So it doesn't give you an idea of how they are comparatively -- but I still had some thoughts based on the numbers. XD
1) Aizen and Yamamoto are tied in pure numbers. Fire vs water! The old vs the new! The reigning champ vs-- oops, he was fighting an illusion, dead now.
2) Soifon is... retarded. And doesn't like kidou either, although that doesn't surprise me.
3) Gin is perfectly even. On everything. Same number. It suits him. XD
4) Unohana looks so awesome just looking at this. Like if she'd challenged Aizen to an arm-wrestling contest the series would be over.
5) With numbers like those, no wonder Aizen was sick of limitations. He's maxed out so many of his stats he now has nothing to do. :(
6) I confess that all I did here was look to see whose numbers were better than his.
7) Komamura is a wall, unless, um, you have illusions.
8) Kyouraku is awesome, as expected. He and Ukitake are almost perfectly matched, except for where Ukitake suffers because he has, um, an untreatable debilitating illness. For centuries.
9) I'm a little surprised Tousen isn't awesomer.Someone suggested that his health is so low because he is blind and must constantly be bumping into things. I eat that person.
10) Hitsugaya is as kick-ass as you'd expect him to be, from the way everyone talks about him -- boy genius, reincarnation of a guardian spirit, etc. (I am interested though, because it was indicated by Showlong that because he's so young, he has a lot more potential -- maybe this is his current state, and his potential is still increasing?)
11) Soifon is slightly less retarded than Kenpachi. Also, kidou = 0. XD He'd totally kick ass in the numbers as well as physically if those other captains didn't rely on sissy magic and smarts or whatever you call them.
12) Someone said this, and it strikes me as true: Mayuri is that Pokemon with the debilitating poison/confusion that kills other Pokemon without being awesome.
13) Poor Captain Tuberculosis! Ukitake is kickass when he isn't busy being crippled by coughing fits and poor health.
I want him to do this for the lieutenants too plz. D:
Hint: Kira is in it. :D
Also, this intrigues me. (Official, btw.)
Now, these stats are not relative. They're actually all only relevant to each character -- e.g., the fact that Unohana is 90 fitness and Aizen is 80 doesn't mean she's more in shape than him. It means that she's at 90% of her maximum fitness, and he's at 80%. So it doesn't give you an idea of how they are comparatively -- but I still had some thoughts based on the numbers. XD
1) Aizen and Yamamoto are tied in pure numbers. Fire vs water! The old vs the new! The reigning champ vs-- oops, he was fighting an illusion, dead now.
2) Soifon is... retarded. And doesn't like kidou either, although that doesn't surprise me.
3) Gin is perfectly even. On everything. Same number. It suits him. XD
4) Unohana looks so awesome just looking at this. Like if she'd challenged Aizen to an arm-wrestling contest the series would be over.
5) With numbers like those, no wonder Aizen was sick of limitations. He's maxed out so many of his stats he now has nothing to do. :(
6) I confess that all I did here was look to see whose numbers were better than his.
7) Komamura is a wall, unless, um, you have illusions.
8) Kyouraku is awesome, as expected. He and Ukitake are almost perfectly matched, except for where Ukitake suffers because he has, um, an untreatable debilitating illness. For centuries.
9) I'm a little surprised Tousen isn't awesomer.
10) Hitsugaya is as kick-ass as you'd expect him to be, from the way everyone talks about him -- boy genius, reincarnation of a guardian spirit, etc. (I am interested though, because it was indicated by Showlong that because he's so young, he has a lot more potential -- maybe this is his current state, and his potential is still increasing?)
11) Soifon is slightly less retarded than Kenpachi. Also, kidou = 0. XD He'd totally kick ass in the numbers as well as physically if those other captains didn't rely on sissy magic and smarts or whatever you call them.
12) Someone said this, and it strikes me as true: Mayuri is that Pokemon with the debilitating poison/confusion that kills other Pokemon without being awesome.
13) Poor Captain Tuberculosis! Ukitake is kickass when he isn't busy being crippled by coughing fits and poor health.
I want him to do this for the lieutenants too plz. D:
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