I AM MADE OF FAIL

[sincere]

I am a full-time professional with a master's degree. I've studied in a foreign country, I am living in my own house, and I am extremely articulate.

Why can't I tie my own shoes.

For god's sake they came untied three times today during the four-block walk from my house to the bus stop, wtf is this!

Comments

[jade-fragment.livejournal.com]

double-knot them! :3

[usagi-alchemist.livejournal.com]

You're not alone! I think cold weather does something weird to shoelaces, or something.

Shoelaces, not Kay, are made of FAIL

[jougetsu.livejournal.com]

It really might be the shoelaces. A lot of them are made with super smooth fibers that can't hold a knot worth a damn.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Because you are above such mundane details.

[madfnorder.livejournal.com]

I blame your latent psychic powers.

[yami-chan.livejournal.com]

lol. It's probably the shoelaces. I have one pair of shoes that have laces like that. I never have this problem with my other shoelaces, just those.

[lady-zip.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't OWN shoes that lace anymore. -_- (Well, my runners, but mom bought me those. >_>)

[yashahime.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! My evil plan to take over the world by coating all shoelaces with Crisco is working perfectly!

[katwalkchan.livejournal.com]

I am a full-time professional with a master's degree. I've studied in a foreign country, I am living in my own house, and I am extremely articulate.

D: i feel lame

[okroginator.livejournal.com]

Obvously, you are made of WIN. Your WINness is causing them to untie themselves in fear.