Idea for an RPG that will never happen

Inspired by a regrettably serious Anne Rice's "Chronicles" RPG, which features Lestat and Louis having crazy sex on Night Island where they live with their coven, but named, improbably, "Sushi Chronicles".

A non-dramatic journal RPG about modern vampires trying to wean themselves off blood -- go vegetarian, or stick to meat, or something. maladaptive suggests they're very metrosexual vampires. I'm tempted to agree.

...I don't know, I think it'd be awesome.