I want everyone to know that we have a cleaning lady. She comes every other week to scrub the house spotless.
My mother wants us to clean the bathroom every week that she didn't come, because apparently, spotless every other week isn't good enough. Okay. Sure.
Today she wakes me up at 7am with screeching about how the inside of the sink is gross and there's hair in it. I washed it last night. It was fine. I go back to sleep. When I wake up I go into the bathroom. Still clean. Still no hair.
She comes home at 6pm screeching about how the inside of the sink is gross -- because the TEXTURE on the inside of the sink isn't SMOOTH.
...is it going to come alive in the next five days before the cleaning lady gets here? Is it going to eat the cats? No? Then what the hell is so urgent about it?
*ignores it*
My mother wants us to clean the bathroom every week that she didn't come, because apparently, spotless every other week isn't good enough. Okay. Sure.
Today she wakes me up at 7am with screeching about how the inside of the sink is gross and there's hair in it. I washed it last night. It was fine. I go back to sleep. When I wake up I go into the bathroom. Still clean. Still no hair.
She comes home at 6pm screeching about how the inside of the sink is gross -- because the TEXTURE on the inside of the sink isn't SMOOTH.
...is it going to come alive in the next five days before the cleaning lady gets here? Is it going to eat the cats? No? Then what the hell is so urgent about it?
*ignores it*