I told him to keep a memo

(A conversation with Josh I had a while back, regarding Jasons of my acquaintance.)


wy1d: Randomly....Back when I was whiny and stupid and bitchy, and you said I should totally meet Jason, did you mean transgender jason, or dork jason?
kay_willow: Dork Jason. 1.0. Because he's shiny.
wy1d: XD
wy1d: Just checking!
kay_willow: (All Jasons are dorks. Scientific fact.)
wy1d: Lies!
wy1d: My coworker jason is an ass.
kay_willow: But is he also a dork?
kay_willow: Because, frankly, Bug-Jason was not the most wonderful breed of dork.
wy1d: Bug...Jason?
kay_willow: You JUST asked me about Bug-Jason. XD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEMO??
wy1d: YOU DIDN'T MENTION BUGS!
wy1d: Only numbers!
kay_willow: I did SO
kay_willow: Jason 2.5 is called Bug-Jason!
wy1d: 2.5!?
kay_willow: Because he's CREEPY.
wy1d: *head splody*
wy1d: OH
wy1d: WAIT
kay_willow: And not worthy of a full upgrade!
wy1d: The Jess Jason!
kay_willow: No. XD
wy1d: ..........
wy1d: NERF JASONS
kay_willow: He's the ONLY Jason that did NOT date Jess!