Needs more points in willpower

Dear the holiday season,

Okay, you can have your music now. It's fair. But can you please promote foods like, say, salad? Or a nice broth soup? Every day for the last week my co-workers have brought in countless amounts of mints, chocolates, cookies, and frankly I for one am sick of this prejudice against healthy foods.

Thanks.

P.S.: What is this, chocolate cheesecake? I bet if it were cold it'd taste more like cheesecake.