Productivity reigns, until...!! Return of the meme sheep

[sincere]

Where's my DGM? I'm freaking out over here.

I'm so productive I should just keel over. I'm making tremendous progress on my original project The Last Dreamer and I'm working on Namine's Notes for Another Side until the Twilight Town sequence is done. I'm starting Oswald's story in Odin Sphere (this game gets much easier once you use an infinite health cheat) and I'm approaching my fourth full moon in Persona 3 and my warlock is approaching level 40 in WoW, and will soon beat out my sad druid for highest-level Hordeling.

I'm also now working on a sekrit project for okroginator, because she said nice things about me and I missed her birthday earlier this month. I also enabled my birthday to display in my profile page because I don't know why it wasn't. You all owe me nice things okay not.

...I guess I should also apply to my three jobs for the week.

BUT FIRST

Two memes!!

Name a series I'm familiar with and I will, because I'm crazy, do both of the following memes:

(Stolen from everyone on my flist)
I'll tell you my...
One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

(Stolen from fiannan)
The characters I would...
1. Bake cupcakes for:
2. Trust with the keys to my car:
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair of:
4. Have a crush on:
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door:
6. Vote for President:
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
8. Pair up:
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player:

If you don't know what I'm familiar with, feel free to ask. I like a lot of things on TV and anime or manga and video game related.