Villainfriendshipping

[sincere]

I don't even know how to live anymore, although part of it is because I'm under the weather. I've been playing Avengers Alliance like the sad pathetic addict I am. I haven't done laundry, haven't tagged at havenrpg, haven't written any of my many fic in progress, haven't posted... I'M SORRY, NEW JOURNAL FRIENDS, AND EVERYONE WAITING ON SIF TAGS. I just come home and sit in my chair and click on things.

Speaking of AA, I go through brief periods where I'm totally diehard in love with Doom/Loki. I should stress that I am not a big comic fan and I have read almost nothing of Doom's canon. All I know is that I am intensely into what I've seen in Loki's canon, their villainfriends "Oh, you!"-style affectionate backstabbing and poisoning attempts etc. Any pair of people who will eat dinner together, pause and go, "Did you poison this?" "Well, yes, but I figured you could handle it," and then chuckle and go back to eating and plotting world domination together... that's okay with me.

+9000 because Loki hangs out with Doom while in Sif ladyform, and while he's being all hot vampy Lady Loki around him, Doom canonically has a kinky power fantasy about chaining him to his throne like that.

But it comes and goes, probably because I don't know Victor von DOOM! as well as I should. It would probably involve reading Fantastic Four comics? Brr. I eventually go "Eh, I'd rather write Loki with Asgardians/Avengers/other characters I know and like better because they actually exist in MCU and I know how MCU Loki would react with them."

Still, it came back yesterday with a vengeance, because I was playing Avengers Alliance and Loki is wreaking hell in Special Ops 5.2 and everyone stops in the middle of the chaos while frost giants and mafia are rampaging through NYC to go, "Okay, we have to figure out if Doom is involved in this, because the last fucking thing we need is Loki's boyfriend villain bff, SHIELD's #1 most wanted bad guy, to surprise us." And then there's a mini-mission and they figure out Doom is not involved, but, quote, "It's only a matter of time." Because Loki has Doom wrapped around his fingers, I guess.

Love it.

HOBBIT TONIGHT! GOT MY TICKETS, I'M EXCITED.

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[temples]

I will push your chair over.

[sincere]

DWARVES, JES! I SAW DWARVES!

[temples]

Were they made of lego?

[sincere]

They were made of...! Mostly weird-looking man.

[temples]

That was going to be my next guess. c:

[sincere]

I LOVE DWARVES. ♥

Also it was an awesome movie.

BUT DWARVES WERE IN IT! LOTS OF THEM! :D AND THEY WERE HAVING FUN!

[temples]

Really? You love dwarves?




I never could have guessed, from all the dwarf-kicking you do... like in WoW and shit... idk YOU USE THEM AS SOCCER BALLS.

...goodnight. :D

[sincere]

...I AM A DWARF IN WOW, JES

So it's not racist when we do it to ourselves

[temples]

OR IS THAT JUST WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK?

That is a motto to live by, I'm sure.