Mass Effect liveplay (complete)

[sincere]

Spent two hours wrestling with my taxes, gave up. I'll have to go to H&R Block next weekend and pay them to take this mess off my hands. Also spent some time looking at apartments/houses?? but it was not fruitful.

Meanwhile, I have been having the random want to replace all my icons with The World Ends With You character poses. Like, FUCK YOU, YURI AND SIF AND DINOSAUR ICONS. I NEED TWENTY ICONS OF SHIKI MAKING FLIPPY HAND GESTURES.



And finally, Mass Effect liveplay, continued from here. Mass Effect, pages 1-8. Mass Effect 2, pages 8-15. Mass Effect 3, pages 15-24.


Latest: ...finished...

Spacer sentinel with traumatic survivor backstory and adorable facial scar! LET'S GO.

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[sincere]

In which Kasumi gets Shepard into a dress.

[sincere]

They're going to a fancy society party to meet up with the asshole who killed Kasumi's boyfriend and stole his graybox, which contains priceless personal memories and a secret that could be a danger to universal security. Hock is throwing a party, and everyone is bringing gifts in tribute. Shepard, or, "Allison Gunn", is a small-time but competent merc leader, who brought a giant gold statue of Saren. The statue is hollow and will contain all their weapons and armor, but of course Shepard needs to dress the part at first. Only a concealed pistol will be allowed on her until they crack the place.

[rainfall]

Gunn. :D

The real question: Is male Shepard named Tim?

[sincere]

Solomon.

Which I think is just lazy when Hock's first name is Donovan. Donovan Hock and Solomon Gunn? Come on.

[rainfall]

... :(

That's really disappointing.

[sincere]

Shepard is already tired of the gold statue of Saren.

Kasumi is confident they can break into the voice. DNA samples, easy. Voice sample, chat up Hock a bit, easy. Password, take down the power for a minute. Easy.

[sincere]

Sorry, Mass Effect, but this must be the world's least subtle super theft.

Anyway, we break into the vault, and now we're in full gear and armed. Shepard looks more comfortable already.

It's a big vault. Kasumi has lots of comments on what good taste Hock has ("Michaelangelo's David! Think we could get this out the door?!") and even more comments on what bad taste he has ("Turian art is rare outside Palaven. For good reason, I say.") but eventually we find the graybox and learn that Hock was expecting us. Now for the shooting.

[sincere]

After lots of shooting, we return to the Normandy. Kasumi unlocks the graybox and Keiji tells her to destroy it. The information on it is too big -- the Council would freak out, and the human Alliance would be implicated. It has to be destroyed.

But it also has all of her memories of him.

I have Shepard tell her to keep it. Just be ready for the consequence. Kasumi swears no one will even know she exists.

[slayerofgod]

Lots of shooting with the Havoc, I hope. :D *Loves that gun*

[sincere]

Do you mean the Locust that I picked up on Kasumi's DLC? I don't think I have a Havoc.

I did use the Cain for the first time on Hock's gunship after Kasumi took his shields down, though. Instant kill. Hilarious.

[slayerofgod]

Yes I do. For whatever reason, I always mix up those names. I r dumb.