LUKE: ...Boring. GUY: Hey, Luke. Wanna mess around? I mean -- swordfight? LUKE: Boring. MAID: Master Luke, is there anything I can do for you? Anything at aaaaall? LUKE: Boring. DAD: Fon Master Ion has been kidnapped! There could be war! LUKE: Boring. BUTLER: Luke, your sword tutor is here. LUKE: omg omg omg Master Van is here does my hair look okay?! MOM: I wish he'd play at least a little hard-to-get.
VAN: So when I give the signal, we wring his scrawny little-- VAN: Oh, hello, Luke! Are you ready to practice? LUKE: Boy am I! TEAR: Too bad! LUKE: Hey! No psycho is going to attack my master, even if he does apparently know her and not want me to fight her! TEAR: Uh-oh -- a completely harmless but wacky hyperresonance!
Tales of the Abyss: The Abridged Version
LUKE: ...Boring.
GUY: Hey, Luke. Wanna mess around? I mean -- swordfight?
LUKE: Boring.
MAID: Master Luke, is there anything I can do for you? Anything at aaaaall?
LUKE: Boring.
DAD: Fon Master Ion has been kidnapped! There could be war!
LUKE: Boring.
BUTLER: Luke, your sword tutor is here.
LUKE: omg omg omg Master Van is here does my hair look okay?!
MOM: I wish he'd play at least a little hard-to-get.
VAN: So when I give the signal, we wring his scrawny little--
VAN: Oh, hello, Luke! Are you ready to practice?
LUKE: Boy am I!
TEAR: Too bad!
LUKE: Hey! No psycho is going to attack my master, even if he does apparently know her and not want me to fight her!
TEAR: Uh-oh -- a completely harmless but wacky hyperresonance!