LUKE: Woohoo, a city!! TEAR: Uh, try "dinky farming town." LUKE:I'm gonna live it up now! TEAR: ...whatever you say.
MERCHANT: Hey! You can't just eat my apples! LUKE: Why not? Are they not eating apples? TEAR: Luke, things cost money in the real world. LUKE: Okay, my fragile mind is blown. Explain this to me, woman! TEAR: Huh. All aristocrats must not know how to shop at stores. Okay then.
RANDOM PEOPLE: All of our food has been stolen! Again! LUKE: Like people need food to survive, pfft. RANDOM PEOPLE: ...I bet this jackass did it. TEAR: I guess I'll let him get arrested, to teach him a lesson about being ignorant.
RANDOM PEOPLE: Rose! This guy is totally a food thief! ROSE: Ahem! Important people are here? JADE: Oh, I love observing morons get their comeuppance. Do go on. LUKE: Who the hell are you? JADE: Colonel Jade Curtiss. And you are? LUKE: I'm Luke fon-- TEAR: I wouldn't say the Butcher of Hod's name to an officer of the Malkuth military if I were you. JADE: Oh, it's all right. I have a copy of the script. I already know everything relevant about both of you. Like that you're not food thieves. ION: Indeed! Cheagles are the thieves! JADE: Oh, look, it's Fon Master Ion. LUKE: ......Isn't he supposed to be kidnapped?
ANISE: Hey, have you seen the Fon Master? He seems to have wandered off during one of his fits of idealism. LUKE: That sounds like the kid we met at the mayor's. Did he look helpless? ANISE: That's him! ♥ Thanks, mysterious stranger! LUKE: Hey, why isn't he kidnapped? --Damnit.
LUKE: Tomorrow we're going to go into the Cheagle Woods to prove I didn't steal anything. TEAR: They already know that. That's stupid and also unnecessary. LUKE: Shut up, I wasn't asking your opinion. TEAR: Okay. LUKE: ...really? That's okay? TEAR: My priorities aren't the best.
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LUKE: Woohoo, a city!!
TEAR: Uh, try "dinky farming town."
LUKE: I'm gonna live it up now!
TEAR: ...whatever you say.
MERCHANT: Hey! You can't just eat my apples!
LUKE: Why not? Are they not eating apples?
TEAR: Luke, things cost money in the real world.
LUKE: Okay, my fragile mind is blown. Explain this to me, woman!
TEAR: Huh. All aristocrats must not know how to shop at stores. Okay then.
RANDOM PEOPLE: All of our food has been stolen! Again!
LUKE: Like people need food to survive, pfft.
RANDOM PEOPLE: ...I bet this jackass did it.
TEAR: I guess I'll let him get arrested, to teach him a lesson about being ignorant.
RANDOM PEOPLE: Rose! This guy is totally a food thief!
ROSE: Ahem! Important people are here?
JADE: Oh, I love observing morons get their comeuppance. Do go on.
LUKE: Who the hell are you?
JADE: Colonel Jade Curtiss. And you are?
LUKE: I'm Luke fon--
TEAR: I wouldn't say the Butcher of Hod's name to an officer of the Malkuth military if I were you.
JADE: Oh, it's all right. I have a copy of the script. I already know everything relevant about both of you. Like that you're not food thieves.
ION: Indeed! Cheagles are the thieves!
JADE: Oh, look, it's Fon Master Ion.
LUKE: ......Isn't he supposed to be kidnapped?
ANISE: Hey, have you seen the Fon Master? He seems to have wandered off during one of his fits of idealism.
LUKE: That sounds like the kid we met at the mayor's. Did he look helpless?
ANISE: That's him! ♥ Thanks, mysterious stranger!
LUKE: Hey, why isn't he kidnapped? --Damnit.
LUKE: Tomorrow we're going to go into the Cheagle Woods to prove I didn't steal anything.
TEAR: They already know that. That's stupid and also unnecessary.
LUKE: Shut up, I wasn't asking your opinion.
TEAR: Okay.
LUKE: ...really? That's okay?
TEAR: My priorities aren't the best.