ION: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. My presence complicates this issue. I'm sorry. It seems like my very existence complicates everything. I'm sorry for existing. LUKE: Damn you're depressing. What exactly is going on? ION: I can't tell you that. LUKE: Damnit! ION: Sorry!
JADE: You said you were kidnapped? By the previous Emperor? LUKE: By someone, I don't know. Or care! JADE: Astonishing. LUKE: I forgot everything that happened before I got rescued, why bother learning new things? JADE: Significant hmm.
LUKE: Okay, let's hear what you bastards have to say. JADE: With the recent conflicts, it looks like there will be war. The Fon Master and I are trying to stop it, at Emperor Peony's behest. LUKE: Then why the vanishing act, Ion? ION: There's a conflict between people who like peace, such as myself, and people who like war. We call people who like war the Grand Maestro Mohs faction. TEAR: That's a strange name, since Grand Maestro Mohs would never want war! ANISE: Aww, you sweet summer child. LUKE: Okay okay. I'll help you guys, but only if Jade bows and asks me nicely, instead of being a bastard. JADE: Sorry, I speak "nicely" with a heavy "bastard" accent.
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ION: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. My presence complicates this issue. I'm sorry. It seems like my very existence complicates everything. I'm sorry for existing.
LUKE: Damn you're depressing. What exactly is going on?
ION: I can't tell you that.
LUKE: Damnit!
ION: Sorry!
JADE: You said you were kidnapped? By the previous Emperor?
LUKE: By someone, I don't know. Or care!
JADE: Astonishing.
LUKE: I forgot everything that happened before I got rescued, why bother learning new things?
JADE: Significant hmm.
LUKE: Okay, let's hear what you bastards have to say.
JADE: With the recent conflicts, it looks like there will be war. The Fon Master and I are trying to stop it, at Emperor Peony's behest.
LUKE: Then why the vanishing act, Ion?
ION: There's a conflict between people who like peace, such as myself, and people who like war. We call people who like war the Grand Maestro Mohs faction.
TEAR: That's a strange name, since Grand Maestro Mohs would never want war!
ANISE: Aww, you sweet summer child.
LUKE: Okay okay. I'll help you guys, but only if Jade bows and asks me nicely, instead of being a bastard.
JADE: Sorry, I speak "nicely" with a heavy "bastard" accent.