Tales of the Abyss liveplay! (inactive)

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So I have only the PS3 and the 3DS and a very limited selection of games to play because everything else I own is in boxes, and my Backloggery tells me I never finished the 3DS Tales of the Abyss. Since I'm in a TOA mood, let's take that flimsy excuse and go for it!

By now I am trying to be kinder to your reading lists / my otherwise sad journal, so I will just be updating this one post with commentary as I play.

The original liveplays from two and a half years ago wow are here and here. So that you don't have to go back and read them, the first comment(s) will summarize the events so far in the form of a hopefully humorous abridged script that I started writing at some point for reasons I can't recall.


Currently: Heading for Kaitzur

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Abridged Version...

ION: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. My presence complicates this issue. I'm sorry. It seems like my very existence complicates everything. I'm sorry for existing.
LUKE: Damn you're depressing. What exactly is going on?
ION: I can't tell you that.
LUKE: Damnit!
ION: Sorry!

JADE: You said you were kidnapped? By the previous Emperor?
LUKE: By someone, I don't know. Or care!
JADE: Astonishing.
LUKE: I forgot everything that happened before I got rescued, why bother learning new things?
JADE: Significant hmm.

LUKE: Okay, let's hear what you bastards have to say.
JADE: With the recent conflicts, it looks like there will be war. The Fon Master and I are trying to stop it, at Emperor Peony's behest.
LUKE: Then why the vanishing act, Ion?
ION: There's a conflict between people who like peace, such as myself, and people who like war. We call people who like war the Grand Maestro Mohs faction.
TEAR: That's a strange name, since Grand Maestro Mohs would never want war!
ANISE: Aww, you sweet summer child.
LUKE: Okay okay. I'll help you guys, but only if Jade bows and asks me nicely, instead of being a bastard.
JADE: Sorry, I speak "nicely" with a heavy "bastard" accent.