I'm a stat whore -- one Aizen, plz

I have a Bleach crack OTP, and now that I have conceived of it (the first person ever, I can almost guarantee it) I can't get it out of my head. I'm going to have to write it.

Hint: Kira is in it. :D


Also, this intrigues me. (Official, btw.)



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