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Kay ([personal profile] sincere) wrote2008-05-06 02:51 pm

Passed the test?! The impossible has happened!

Six years late to the party, but today, I am finally a licensed driver.

My history with the DMV has been unpleasant. When I first went off to college I acquired my permit, took a driver's ed course, drove around some, and took a driver's test. I got a very scary woman who everyone later assured me was evil incarnate, and she was very rude. I got very nervous, hit the curb during parallel parking, and failed instantly. I went back to college for the next semester, sulking.

But in NY, you are required to have a driver's ed certificate that's less than six months old in order to take the driver's test. So when I got back from college, I had to take another driver's ed course, and when I had a certificate I scheduled another driver's test. I got the same very scary woman. It turns out they ask no questions if you ask for a different tester on the basis that you've already been tested by a specific one, but I didn't know that. I got very nervous, hit the curb during parallel parking, and failed instantly. It had all taken so long that I was unable to schedule another test before summer vacation was over. I returned to college sulking.

The next year we hired a tutor. He came to my house and we drove around for hours. He then took me to the driver's test, at a different DMV location. And that woman was there again. I didn't get her. I didn't hit the curb while parallel parking. The tester failed me because she just didn't think I was "ready" to drive.

I gave up in frustration, because like fucking hell I was going to take another goddamn driver's ed course.

Now, years later and half the country away, I took a brushup test yesterday. The instructor praised me, said I was a very good driver, and advised me to take a driver's test ASAP, since I have no access to a car and no way to practice until the test.

So I took my exam 24 hours later. And I passed.

And there's no parallel parking on the Colorado driving test.

Fuck you, NY, I'm a driver now. Mwahaha!

[identity profile] lady-zip.livejournal.com 2008-05-06 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree, that's fucking RETARDED. @_@ Hitting the other car would be instant fail, sure, but the fucking CURB? My mother has been driving for more than 20 years and she still hits the curb sometimes. Like... SERIOUSLY.