Mass Effect liveplay (complete)

[sincere]

Spent two hours wrestling with my taxes, gave up. I'll have to go to H&R Block next weekend and pay them to take this mess off my hands. Also spent some time looking at apartments/houses?? but it was not fruitful.

Meanwhile, I have been having the random want to replace all my icons with The World Ends With You character poses. Like, FUCK YOU, YURI AND SIF AND DINOSAUR ICONS. I NEED TWENTY ICONS OF SHIKI MAKING FLIPPY HAND GESTURES.



And finally, Mass Effect liveplay, continued from here. Mass Effect, pages 1-8. Mass Effect 2, pages 8-15. Mass Effect 3, pages 15-24.


Latest: ...finished...

Spacer sentinel with traumatic survivor backstory and adorable facial scar! LET'S GO.

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[sincere]

Shepard runs around the Afterlife, mostly being Shepard -- charming bartenders, saving innocents, bullying bad guys -- but sometimes these actions amount to nothing for no reason I can discern. Then Morinth just appears and purrs over Shepard for a while and Shepard tells Morinth all about how much she likes violence and drugs, and then gets to go back to Morinth's.

The game does give a visible shift when Morinth is actually using her witchy powers on Shepard, justifying the sudden switch to "CAN'T... THINK..." but Shepard is too awesome for it and I can Paragon my way out of it easily. Can't seduce Shepard, she eats bitches like you for lunch.

Then Samara busts in and they shout at each other some and I get to choose which of them to kill, which is hilarious. Shepard kills Morinth.

[rainfall]

"and I get to choose which of them to kill"

Well, in case you are as hypnotized by Morinth's [I presume] cleavage as Shepard was. :|a