ION: Mieu, please go talk to the giant enraged liger queen. Go ahead and walk right up to her. Ignore the fangs. They're probably for show.
LIGER QUEEN: *le roar*
MIEU: Uh, she says she's about to hatch her babies and then eat everyone in the village. Is that okay?
TEAR: Um, no.
LUKE: B, but... babies??
TEAR: Fortunately for them, she's invincible. Damnit.
JADE: Never fear. I'm forty levels better than any of you.
LIGER QUEEN: *dies. dies hard*

ION: Jade, I'm really sorry for running off straight into the den of a liger queen.
JADE: The doctors keep telling you that suicidal behavior is bad for your health, Fon Master.
LUKE: Hey, leave him alone!
JADE: ...I'll have to check the script, but I thought your love interest was the other one.
TEAR: So did I.
LUKE: Everyone shut up. Let's go take this stupid Thing home.
MIEU: Yay! Acknowledgment! :D
MIEU: Ow! Kick to the head! D:

A ridiculously overpowered military officer joins the party!

CHEAGLE ELDER: Oh, he's alive. Er... Why don't you take this imbecile with you. For... a whole year.
LUKE: What.
JADE: Sounds like fun. Let's be going. I have to place some illegal immigrants under arrest.
LUKE: Really?
JADE: Oh yes. It seems that they emitted a huge amount of Seventh Fonons and simply teleported from the capital of Kimlasca into Malkuth territory.
LUKE: What idiots!
JADE: You're under arrest.
TEAR: *sigh*